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of 33 votes, 15% like it
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(front)birth->life->death (back) enjoy.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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a smith & wesson beats four aces
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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ana, nab a banana
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Barack out with your caucus out
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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beer: the reason I get up every afternoon
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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camping: its in tents
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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ceci n'est pas un déclaration.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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CONGRATULATIONS!
you're literate.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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damn you global warming, i want snow
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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daylight savings time makes me feel like i have super powers
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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do robots dream about electric sheep?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Do you wish i took as long eyeing your shirt as you just did mine
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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does anyone have chapstick?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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does it hurt when you hold your head like that?(upside down text)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Don't quit your day job...We need the money to party at night
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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dont judge a person by their shirt
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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everybody should believe. i believe ill have another drink.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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fon dont? fondue!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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free: thinker/spirit/baller
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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funny thing about my back...
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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hanged like a horse
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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HOLDY SHIFT
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I am a jelly donut -JFK
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I'd rather be in space
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I'm always asleep in my dreams
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Ice on The Rocks Please. i'm that cool.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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IS MY LIFE BEING TELECAST UNBEKNOWEST TO ME?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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is that a tic-tac in your shirt or did i just feel a draft?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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is there a vet in the building? 'cause these pythons are sick!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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it is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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let it snow, let it reindeer
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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like roosters? you should see my prize-winning cock
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Music: chicken soup for the ears
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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never argue with a fool; people might not know the difference
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Nice shirt.
can i talk you out of it?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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people give the kitchen sink too much credit
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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pro-choice: the other white meat
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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refrigerators are cool
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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shenanigans are ridiculous
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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THE GERMANS ARE COMING. they want their misguided leader back.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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this shirt might be clean
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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wait......what?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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war will not help to peace the puzzle together
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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what did one cacti say to the other? You horny or just hpy 2 c me
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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while you were reading this shirt my friend stole your wallet
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Will work for _____*
*some restrictions apply. inquire within.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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wtf is an eye scream social?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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yes,you are going to die someday.no, youll never have superpowers
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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[1000 words]
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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