btverran
aka Tom verran is 26.85 years old, has been a member since January 4, 2008, has scored 31 submissions, giving an average score of 3.90.
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I think i've lost my invisibility cloak, I can't see it anywhere.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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War Is Not My Voice! My voice is my voice.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Good scientists always clear the periodic table after dinner.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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The periodic table of elephants? That can't be right.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Would you like a slice of 3.141592653...?
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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I'm in a gang of one.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I Found Jesus! He was hiding behind my curtains.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Cannibalism: The solution to overpopulation.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Credit Crunch: the popular new ice cream flavor.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Shakespeare had mad rhymes.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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You know you've made it when you're on Wikipedia.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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Waldo: Missing Since 1987
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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Pluto didn't want to be a planet anyway.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I always play for keeps.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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God moves in mysterious ways. Usually sideways.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Global warming keeps God warm.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Rock Is Dead. Long Live Paper & Scissors!
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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if yuo cn raed tihs, yuoer specail
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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punc tuat;on! has ruin'ed my, life?
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
'lol' is not a real word.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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2008 Olympic Games: Made In China
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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A stitch in time saves nine. (I don't get it either.)
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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E is a gentlemen, he lets I go first.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I ain't afraid of no goats!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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i csan tyouch typ[e, cAN YOU?.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I don't trust any technology that can be brought down by geese.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I tried shaking milk but it just stayed milk.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I'd rather be here than over there.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If only the sun shone at night, then we could see things better.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Keep your friends close (the cellar's a good place).
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Make up your own damn slogan, I'm busy.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Quick! I'm running out of thyme!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt was so cheap I had to write this slogan myself.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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When push comes to Shove, it's best to leave Shove.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Your Not As Clever As You Think
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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