bingo was his slave name
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I drink orange juice right after brushing my teeth
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I go to the gym to exercise my freedom of speech
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I Hate Kittens...and by kittens I mean terrorists
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I Hate Kittens...terrorist Kittens.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I Love to Title VH1 Commentary Shows
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I murder pigs when they're full of coins
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I No Longer Represent the Lollipop King
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I spell Genius with an O
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I think I just heard a tree fall in the forest
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I wrote this so you wouldn't notice the stains all around it
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm planning to elaborately rob a casino set to ultra mod music
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If I fell in the forest, would any tree care?
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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If I'm Rubber and You're Glue...then together we're rubber cement
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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If my fingertip lights up I have to go home to my spaceship
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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If whales are mammals...and I'm a mammal...then I must be a whale
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Jello Gigolo
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Life is like a box from Ikea you never know what you're gonna get
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Montages make my days go by quicker
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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my dog ate my homework...and a dead bird
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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My Feet Smell Like Fresh Bagels
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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My high school isn't musically talented
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My street gang can snap its fingers faster than yours
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Nascar Drivers are Racists because they like to race
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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New York gangs agree: Guns don't kill people. Snapping fingers do
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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oddly enough my rash decisions destroyed my rash
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Old MacDonald Never Learned all the Vowels
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Peanuts are to Nuts as Lightning is to Bolts
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Polar Bears are not white, they're caucasian
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Real Party Animals have Tails
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Rock Chalk the Fox Hawk
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Skipping Stones Rocks
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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sleeping pills promise dreams right sticky and glowing
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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small fries and big potatoes make jack a dull boy
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Squirrels are nutty... and nuts are squirrelly
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Step 1: Underwear
Step 2: Pants
Step 4: Confusion
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Support Your Local Law Enforcement Acronym
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The only real act of rebellion is to eat cereal without milk
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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There is no school like the old school because it doesn't exist
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This is a magic shirt. In cold places it gets pointy.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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This is a Preloader to my Jacket
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This is my impersonation of a department store mannequin
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Time McFlys when you're not having fun
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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When boogers play sports, there's always one that's picked last
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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when you're a jet you're a shark all the way
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Witches are great at spelling
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Witches are great spellers
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You can learn all properties of physics in the bathroom
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Your Kung Fu is no match for my Rocketship Lasers
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Zebras are the only mixed race animal
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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