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morozco420
aka Michael Orozco is a 28.74 year old boy, has been a member since January 1, 2008, has scored 12796 submissions, giving an average score of 1.32.
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Wow is hooker clothes... <in gold foil>
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Vodka...the un-Whiskey.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Okay, we get it...the iPhone can access the Internet
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Glitter is the 'herpes' of the craft world.
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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Look down.........Ha Ha, made you look!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Aren't you glad this is a slogan and not a damned emoticon?
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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The Snosberries taste like Snosberries!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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UNISEX...maybe YOU need sex, I had sex yesterday.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I love Indians...Dots, not Feathers.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Corporate Executives = Soulless Motherf*ckers
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I don't puke when I'm drunk, it's called digestive pyrotechnics.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Vampires:stakes to the heart as Fat People:steaks to the heart
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Meat tastes like murder, but murder tastes pretty God damn good.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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'You're' is NOT spelled 'Your,' get a clue people!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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It's like totally dejavu...it's like totally dejavu.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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No, no, NO! He's a WIZARD, not a STONER!!!
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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A-Noob-Is: Egyptian God who annoyed people on message boards.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Would you take off those stupid huge sunglasses, the fad's OVER!
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Tears are for sissies...and those who have lost a loved one.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I got hammered with Jesus, but I have a 'hell' of a hangover.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
+ TEAM SATAN +
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Damn that butt stork...
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Don't just stare at it...IT EAT!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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ELEMENTARY
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Evil...knows Evil...
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Fish and Poi - better together than you think...
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Hey mister, are you hungry? I have a log of doodoo.
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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I am quite wisdomous.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I nailed Jesus...and your mom!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm telling ya', it's like a baby's arm holding an apple...
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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I've got the blues; yeah, I dunno why she wouldn't sleep w/ me.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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If God gave Rock 'N Roll to us, what the hell did Satan give us?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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If you ain't a quick draw, then you're a slogan (writer).
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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In the future all restaurants ARE Taco Bell...sweeeeet.
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Ironically in Thailand, they only wear T-shirts.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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No, you may not 'tune in Tokyo,' use a phone!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Screw shotgun dude, I want backseat on the hump!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Tainted Love...Eeewww! Not THAT kind of 'taint!'
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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TeePee is not for my bunghole...it's for Indians.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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There's only one reason I didn't go to college...Horse.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt sucks cause the Slogan Writer's Guild is on strike too
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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What the hell is 'egg mayonnaise,' I thought it was 'egg salad?'
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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