iloveholdencaulfield
iloveholdencaulfield aka Jennifer Payne is a 24.44 year old girl, has been a member since December 28, 2007, has scored 505 submissions, giving an average score of 3.70.
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  Feb 26 '08 by iloveholdencaulfield        0 Comments        Watch this
Oooooh lala! I'm pretty much the luckiest girl ever! 5 magical Batman shirts randomly appeared in stock as I was stalking the cotton out of Threadless.com. Oh how I love dicking around on this merry little site! Ta da! I'm basically madly in love with this super pretty shirt...true story! I just love thinking of Danny Devito whenever I put this lovely shirt on, what a fox! Oui! lalala, JEN

FACT OF THE DAY: The length of a giraffe's neck is equal to the circumference of its third largest spot...true story...kind of...
  Feb 06 '08 by iloveholdencaulfield        0 Comments        Watch this
This is a very intriguing shirt! The pretty green color caught my eye initially but after analyzing the message of the shirt; I pretty much had to have it. I'm such a Capitalist! (Shh! Don't tell my Communist Party shirt!) This shirt makes me think of Mr. Kurt Vonnegut! Well, to be a bit more specific it makes me think of Slaughterhouse Five, it's a pretty great book! You should probably ponder the idea of sitting down and spending oodles of magical moments with Mr. Vonnegut! And so it goes.
  Feb 06 '08 by iloveholdencaulfield        0 Comments        Watch this
This shirt makes me want to reread Le Petit Prince in francais by Antoine De Saint-Exupery for some reason! If you haven't read The Little Prince you should probably read it pronto Tonto! It's borderline amazing! I think it's pretty neat-o that Mr. Kenneth Lavallee designed a shirt based on a black and white silent film from 1902! I love how he added a 21st Century aspect to the shirt by replacing the old school space shuttle with an updated version! It's all relative! Beautiful work! I love the gold color!

Change in all things is sweet. -Aristotle
  Feb 06 '08 by iloveholdencaulfield        2 Comments        Watch this
Ta da! I wear this shirt whenever I feel like being accused of being a Russian spy. Americans are so timid, meaning that it hasn't worked yet. ): sad face ): I'm going to continue to wait for the accusation! I think that pretty much proves that everyone loves a Marxist! This shirt makes me want to go Ari Gold and yell, "Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, bitch!?" Entourage? Anyone? Anyway, the party hats are perfect-o! Mao Zedong is so rad! lalala, JEN
  Feb 06 '08 by iloveholdencaulfield        0 Comments        Watch this
One of my favorite people gave this shirt to me as a Christmas gift! Best gift ever! I'm pretty sure he knew about my sick obsession with American Apparel T-shirts when he came across this little gem, but I could be wrong! This shirt reminds me of the street performers throughout Europe and of course the super saucy Charlie Chaplin! Oh Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin Jr.! What a fantastic little man!
  Feb 06 '08 by iloveholdencaulfield        0 Comments        Watch this
about Fish Tank
General response: "What? Fish. Tank...Oh, I get it!" I like this shirt ooodles and oodles! Random people on Purdue University's campus like this shirt as well, including my favorite French professor! True story! And I quote..."J'aime votre chemise!" I'm sure you believe me now that I've provided a quote to back up my topflight story. That's how it works, correct-o!? Le poisson est super! Great adjective selection! You should probably purchase this shirt!
P.S. I have a deep admiration for Mahatma Gandhi and the gentleman being covered in dihydrogen monoxide! Very nice!
  Feb 06 '08 by iloveholdencaulfield        1 Comment        Watch this
What a terrific little shirtaroo! If I had to choose between this shirt and my super fly beat up copy of The Catcher in the Rye; I would ponder choosing this shirt over the book. I would of course choose Mr. Holden Caulfield over this shirt in the end, but it would be a rough little decision! 2 points for a shirt that can make you deliberate between an article of clothing and a resplendent book! I pretty much love this shirt design and color...true story! Excellent work Mr. Glenn Jones! lalala, JEN PAYNE
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I'm a pretty neat-o individual...true story! I happen to be a student in the Health Sciences at Purdue University, fun times! I have a pretty wild crusharoo on Mr. Holden Caulfield...you know, the 16 year old character from The Catcher in the Rye!? It's quite healty; I assure you!

Listaroo of neat-o people:
-J.D. Salinger
-Bret Easton Ellis
-T.S. Eliot
-Mr. Chuck Palahniuk
-Ayn Rand
-Mr. Vonnegut
-Malcolm Gladwell
-Jack Kerouac
-Dr. Seuss
-Yann Martel
-Thomas L. Friedman
-Banksy
-Jackson Pollock
-Rothko
-Andre Kertesz

Interesting websites:
www.one.org
www.oxfamamerica.org
www.maketradefair.com
www.banksy.co.uk
Update: Oct 07, '08
Update: Adam White
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