I own books so it doesn't seem that i watch too much tv
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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As the flowers bloom, the idiot thrives
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Being a nihilist is pretty pointless
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm pretty sure I'm not lost......
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I love you like i love sweets
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Tetris is a feeling
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Buff is the new black
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Don't hate me because I'm gifted
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Will work for cotton candy
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Her-man
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I have a sandwich
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Screw the rules, I have money
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I like my peanut butter smooth, not chunky
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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This is just my day job, I'm actually a ninja
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Give me a map, I'm lost in your eyes
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Macbeth loves democracy
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I lost my phone number, could I have yours?
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Emos are lousy goths
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Love is INDIE air
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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KISS ME! I'm actually a prince.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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You is telling me my grammar am lousy?
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I lost my teddy, could I hug you instead?
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Your ass is grass, and I'm a lawn mower
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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