I wanna be one of those hands in the Country Crock commercials

LOL Tora... OK, now you forget to answer the second part of the question. Why?

I'd like to come back as a bunny rabbit, because, well, you know what they say about rabbits! No, seriously, I think a bird. Love the idea of being able to fly... especially to a warmer climent this time of year.

anything?



a mannequin in Victoria's secret, near the changing rooms.

LOL. Good one shirt. And what would you want to come back as that? (of course this is probably a very obvious one, but still, let's see what you have to say)

OK T4, what is that? And why?

very little pressure

no emotional mood swings

no responsibilities

just all day lady perving

Pf, I LOVE your idea! I own a guitar, a piano, keyboard, steel drums, etc. Love to play, but suck.

LOL Shirt

id come back as the garments that get put on the shirtflirt mannequin

By the way, while you all are pondering this (if anyone actually is), feel free to vote nicely for my sucky slogans! Thanks in advance!

The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, El Chupacabra, something along those lines. I'd just want to prove to myself if I was real or not.

Tora, but how fun could it possibly be to be clothing on a plastic mannequin?

Very nice Lhiiiz! Clever!

trust me, if he's the clothes and i'm the mannequin, have you ever seen mannequin, the movie? "hey look at that guy with the dummy."

"look who's talking."

so good.

we would have good times that could parallel that.

Yes, I did call you t4. Isn't that OK?

i think yer name should be t4 from now on.

Shirtflirt:



No, I haven't seen the movie.



I just checked out your slogans. I LOVE the "If I'm stuttering please hit the reset button!" Nice job!

t4 - Isn't that what your nickname is? t4sh4? Or is something wrong with my eyes?



t4sh4 on Jan 24 '08 at 10:43am I'd come back as a TASHASAURUS!



OK, I'm guessing that's your name? Why would you come back as this? (I'm guessing a mutation of you and a dinosour?)

YOU HAVENT SEEN MANNEQUIN?!

Hahahaha, t4-ey!

must be the drugs, cos i don't remember submitting that

Mannequin is a win! You have to watch that movie tonight!

Hahaha, yeah... not so much. DANGARANG!



Also... lol @ Hollywood Montrose

A rock

OK Lemonalle, why a rock?

Maybe in my next life I want to come back as someone that can do great slogan shirts? (na, I suppose I should be more ambitious than that.) Speaking of which, anyone feel like giving me a little love with my new slogans?

rock is pretty self explanatory... i might have to go with rock too

AS MYSELF, FOR DOING ALL THE THINGS I SAID "I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT AGAIN!!"

As one of my cats because they are fat & loved & taken care of & can nap, stressfree, whenever they desire.



It'd also be funny to watch someone scoop my turd and pee patties for a change!

Slogan tees are SOOO 1997.

Mezo........... ROTFLMAO! Nice! I see a slogan in there somewhere!

Tora, rock isn't self explanitory to me. Why a rock? Have worms crawling under you? Living in the dirt? What's the appeal?

apparently mezo refuses to acknowledge all the times i scooped her pee patties

think about it...



rock.



see?

T4, thank you! I owe you one (for voting)

I'd come back as FedEx Ground.

You're my favorite pee patty, torastevepeepatty.

A man ambushed a stone. Caught it. Made it a prisoner.

Put it in a dark room and stood guard over it for the

rest of his life.



His mother asked why.



He said, because it's held captive, because it is

captured.



Look, the stone is asleep, she said, it does not know

whether it's in a garden or not. Eternity and the stone

are mother and daughter; it is you who are getting old.

The stone is only sleeping.



But I caught it, mother, it is mine by conquest, he said.



A stone is nobody's, not even its own. It is you who are

conquered; you are minding the prisoner, which is yourself,

because you are afraid to go out, she said.



Yes yes, I am afraid, because you have never loved me,

he said.



Which is true, because you have always been to me as

the stone is to you, she said.

OK, still not getting the Rock one. A little help? (and no, I'm not blonde, but I'm worse than the dingiest of the blondes)

Maybe I'd like to be Collin Ferill's love slave in my next life.

Gross.

I'd be my cell phone because then I could hide in slippers for days.

LOL Marble. You hide your cell phone in your slippers?



What's gross, mezo? Collin? Well, when he's clean cut, I think he's smokin' hot!

id come back as a well tailored suit

i'd come back as brett farve's stubble

id come back as an inanimate carbon rod

ROTFL Shirtflirt! Brett's stuble, huh?

I hate you passionately, Shirtflirt.