My last minute heroics often occur while studying.
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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Childhood: It's the leading cause of misconceptions.
of 66 votes, 74% like it
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When the writing is on the wall, it's vandalism.
of 73 votes, 77% like it
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I remember the past like it was just yesterday.
of 71 votes, 72% like it
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Comebacks: Better late than never!
of 70 votes, 70% like it
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Radiation was cooler in the comics.
of 71 votes, 72% like it
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My metaphorical forecast calls for a chance of cats and dogs
of 60 votes, 60% like it
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I would do anything to be a verb!
of 59 votes, 61% like it
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The best piece of advice is an answer.
of 58 votes, 66% like it
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Bursting into laughter is the best form of spontaneous combustion
of 66 votes, 74% like it
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Bursts of laughter are the best kind of spontaneous combustion.
of 54 votes, 70% like it
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Staring into space is interesting when you have a telescope.
of 51 votes, 63% like it
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Handshakes are my main squeeze.
of 50 votes, 56% like it
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Verbs: Everybody is doing them!
of 73 votes, 67% like it
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Taking a stroll is a walk in the park!
of 66 votes, 56% like it
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The food chain: Most delicious when it's made of sausage links
of 67 votes, 67% like it
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It's not rocket science unless it's aerospace engineering.
of 64 votes, 58% like it
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Today isn't as adventurous as yesterday planned.
of 59 votes, 51% like it
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I remember my first kiss, it was made of chocolate.
of 69 votes, 71% like it
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Exaggeration is like telling a lie but a million times better.
of 79 votes, 77% like it
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Legs just want to get into your pants.
of 64 votes, 67% like it
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Infinity: Proving what goes up doesn't always come down.
of 58 votes, 62% like it
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Knowing algebra has its positives and negatives.
of 64 votes, 64% like it
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Who knows what the future holds? Hopefully it's a ray gun!
of 60 votes, 65% like it
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The window of opportunity may let a stranger into your house.
of 68 votes, 79% like it
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Trespassing. It's like finding hidden levels but in real life.
of 75 votes, 77% like it
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My first impressions are always abstract.
of 62 votes, 63% like it
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Life has its ups and downs but it's mostly just physics.
of 66 votes, 77% like it
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Hate is a strong word but I bet muscle is a stronger one
of 74 votes, 65% like it
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I prefer travelling to the future one day at a time.
of 72 votes, 68% like it
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The silent treatment is the worst kind for illnesses.
of 56 votes, 61% like it
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Life is full of possibilities that are unlikely to happen
of 71 votes, 62% like it
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Spread the word, talk in slow motion.
of 68 votes, 72% like it
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Being a know-it-all is quite obnoxious unless you're a dictionary
of 58 votes, 66% like it
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Reaching the point of no return usually means no refunds.
of 61 votes, 70% like it
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There's no I in team but in other languages, there is.
of 64 votes, 72% like it
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Geography is more interesting when it's taught by RPGs
of 65 votes, 74% like it
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N is always at the center of attention
of 65 votes, 78% like it
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Buffets allow me to live life to the fullest
of 55 votes, 76% like it
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My emotions are fluent in body language.
of 61 votes, 74% like it
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The weight on my shoulders is mostly from my head.
of 76 votes, 75% like it
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My favorite season is the kind that makes food taste good
of 60 votes, 63% like it
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It's a small world but my fantasy one is huge!
of 59 votes, 64% like it
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According to science, there's always chemistry between us
of 75 votes, 84% like it
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Running into walls is fun when you're in a bouncy castle.
of 67 votes, 60% like it
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Water is essential to life. So is staying alive.
of 55 votes, 71% like it
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My alter ego always has second thoughts.
of 68 votes, 78% like it
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Id walk on the wild side but the modern side is pretty convenient
of 64 votes, 73% like it
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Space: Let's just keep this between us
of 81 votes, 86% like it
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Having gas isn't so bad, especially if it's oxygen.
of 68 votes, 79% like it
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My partner in crime is usually guilt.
of 80 votes, 83% like it
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The recipe for success is mostly superior genetics
of 65 votes, 77% like it
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My keyboard gets more words per minute than your cellular device
of 71 votes, 56% like it
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Hot drinks aren't my cup of tea. I prefer cake in my cups
of 69 votes, 58% like it
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Theres no time like the present. Or this present. Or this present
of 78 votes, 65% like it
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This moment in time has now become the past.
of 64 votes, 73% like it
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Beauty is only 2 millimeters deep.
of 72 votes, 76% like it
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Warning: Contents inside may contain emotions.
of 71 votes, 65% like it
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Having a blast isn't as dangerous as it sounds.
of 74 votes, 61% like it
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Eavesdroppers love when people talk behind their backs.
of 70 votes, 69% like it
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Getting lost is my way of starting a new adventure
of 69 votes, 61% like it
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My endless potential is limited by reality.
of 74 votes, 70% like it
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I like to pass the time by using the fast forward button.
of 62 votes, 56% like it
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Giving credit to others can become quite expensive.
of 70 votes, 64% like it
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Food for thought is best served with a hint of sarcasm.
of 64 votes, 58% like it
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Some family trees produce more nuts than others.
of 70 votes, 70% like it
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Humor is my 6th sense.
of 71 votes, 76% like it
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Apathy is the leading cause of whatever.
of 78 votes, 85% like it
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SCHOOL IS FUN! (small text) rules and restrictions apply.
of 66 votes, 79% like it
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Breaking even sometimes leaves you with two odds.
of 61 votes, 59% like it
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My imaginary friend has a hard time believing in himself.
of 77 votes, 77% like it
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Going for broke is a terrible financial plan.
of 68 votes, 76% like it
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Having a change of heart sounds like a painful procedure.
of 78 votes, 82% like it
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I don't give a hoot, but owls do it all the time!
of 62 votes, 65% like it
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A bird's plans are always up in the air.
of 68 votes, 74% like it
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Disappearing acts are only cool when magic is involved.
of 60 votes, 78% like it
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Being gifted has its benefits. Mainly, receiving gifts.
of 71 votes, 72% like it
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Doing the impossible is easier said than done.
of 69 votes, 57% like it
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My ride goes from 0 to 60 in sixty footsteps.
of 59 votes, 68% like it
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Actors are always causing a scene.
of 73 votes, 77% like it
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The blueprint for my success is shaped like a sand castle.
of 58 votes, 69% like it
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Don't be alarmed! Set your clocks to silent.
of 72 votes, 76% like it
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There's two sides to a story; The front page and the back page.
of 62 votes, 77% like it
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Reality bites but fantasy turns you into a vampire afterwards.
of 67 votes, 85% like it
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Going the extra mile is how I missed my exit.
of 98 votes, 83% like it
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Responsibility seemed cooler before I had any.
of 86 votes, 85% like it
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Sweet little lies taste better than hard bitter truths.
of 60 votes, 65% like it
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YELLING speaks louder than regular words.
of 61 votes, 67% like it
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20/20 vision is overrated, I'd rather see the future.
of 83 votes, 66% like it
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You are being followed. This shirt is a tracking device.
of 74 votes, 62% like it
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Fake smiles aren't all they're cracked up to be.
of 69 votes, 61% like it
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Try not to hurt my feelings. They can become very emotional.
of 70 votes, 60% like it
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Acting: That's how I role.
of 88 votes, 73% like it
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In a fist fight, the loser is always a sore one.
of 75 votes, 60% like it
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Making a difference is as easy as subtracting numbers.
of 88 votes, 81% like it
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Going postal is a very uncomfortable way to travel.
of 75 votes, 73% like it
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Death: It'll take your breath away!
of 73 votes, 66% like it
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My email keeps sending me mixed messages.
of 72 votes, 63% like it
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My parade has been cancelled due to inclement weather.
of 64 votes, 67% like it
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Mark my words! But only if you see grammatical errors.
of 79 votes, 76% like it
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Being in the zone earned me a parking ticket.
of 69 votes, 72% like it
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My echo always has the last laugh.
of 85 votes, 81% like it
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I'd rather be caught by surprise than by the cops!
of 74 votes, 65% like it
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According to calendars, our days are numbered!
of 91 votes, 82% like it
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Intimidation works best when it's standing right in front of you.
of 69 votes, 64% like it
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Everyone has their moments. Most of mine are awkward.
of 88 votes, 83% like it
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Good times are ok but the best time means you beat everyone else.
of 68 votes, 57% like it
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I saw a UFO once. It appeared in a bowl of alphabet soup.
of 69 votes, 61% like it
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My mirror and I, always see eye to eye.
of 67 votes, 69% like it
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Be careful when reaching for the stars. They have pointy edges!
of 83 votes, 63% like it
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When times are tough, try addition instead.
of 88 votes, 68% like it
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On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't weigh much.
of 97 votes, 79% like it
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Having an open mind allows my imagination to run wild.
of 101 votes, 72% like it
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Conformity: It's back by popular demand!
of 132 votes, 84% like it
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My career game plan usually changes after I beat the last level.
of 85 votes, 65% like it
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After careful calculations, most of my answers are still wrong.
of 91 votes, 70% like it
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My stunt double appears when danger is present.
of 98 votes, 71% like it
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Hit & Run: It's only acceptable when playing tag.
of 112 votes, 79% like it
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Sentences are more exciting with exclamation marks at the end!
of 94 votes, 70% like it
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Math is wrong. Teleportation is the fastest way between points.
of 114 votes, 75% like it
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Conclusions are more exciting with exclamation marks at the end!
of 90 votes, 59% like it
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If you catch my drift, you're following me too closely.
of 92 votes, 61% like it
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Actually, letters put the cool in school.
of 90 votes, 60% like it
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Don't get even, get odd! It'll creep out your enemies.
of 106 votes, 75% like it
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You plus me equals a word that doesn't exist.
of 80 votes, 58% like it
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REM: It's what dreams are made of
of 88 votes, 73% like it
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If you see sparks flying between us, we're probably in danger.
of 103 votes, 81% like it
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Cheating: It's wrong in so many levels.
of 92 votes, 72% like it
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My dream job tends to change nightly
of 107 votes, 81% like it
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Half empty or half full? It doesn't matter. I've got free refills
of 153 votes, 84% like it
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Why can't we all at least pretend to get along?
of 106 votes, 61% like it
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The center of the universe is between the letters v and e
of 112 votes, 64% like it
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Life is full of surprises and with even more expectations.
of 103 votes, 54% like it
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The best defense against curses is not believing in them at all.
of 103 votes, 65% like it
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The best kept secret is the one you don't know about.
of 135 votes, 82% like it
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Time flies when you're resetting your clock.
of 113 votes, 73% like it
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Cracking under pressure usually results in broken bones.
of 110 votes, 65% like it
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Get a clue. All the detectives are doing it.
of 121 votes, 72% like it
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I sometimes apply my video game heroics to real life situations.
of 129 votes, 74% like it
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Being ignorant is quite useful. I ignore people all the time.
of 124 votes, 68% like it
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I support equality. So does the law of equilibrium.
of 109 votes, 60% like it
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Economically speaking, a dime a dozen sounds like a great deal!
of 118 votes, 72% like it
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Heroes and gamers agree, saving lives is key to their success.
of 109 votes, 68% like it
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Recent studies have shown that some people like studying.
of 106 votes, 67% like it
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In a dog eat dog world, everyone's a cannibal.
of 107 votes, 66% like it
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Hopefully, the road to victory has prizes at the end.
of 120 votes, 66% like it
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Glue tasted a lot better when I was in 2nd grade.
of 136 votes, 68% like it
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I is only one of 22 letters not found in team.
of 149 votes, 76% like it
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Honesty is the best policy. Luckily, that's not in my contract.
of 119 votes, 62% like it
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Sometimes, cheaters live very successful and fulfilling lives.
of 121 votes, 57% like it
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I'd love to lend you a hand but I'm not into dismemberment.
of 125 votes, 69% like it
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Looking at the bright side of things causes temporary blindness.
of 141 votes, 77% like it
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Common sense would make horror movies much less suspenseful.
of 147 votes, 80% like it
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If knights rode unicorns, jousting matches would be much sweeter.
of 130 votes, 62% like it
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Reality gives birth to even more cold, harsh, reality.
of 107 votes, 57% like it
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It's not stealing if you're paying with invisible money.
of 123 votes, 72% like it
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The road less traveled is the best option for quick getaways.
of 111 votes, 59% like it
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The key to any heart is shaped like a scalpel.
of 119 votes, 61% like it
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Do you mind waiting while I charge up for my super attack?
of 144 votes, 70% like it
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When the going gets tough, I hit the reset button.
of 132 votes, 66% like it
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Daydreaming is an excellent way to continue last night's dream.
of 128 votes, 55% like it
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People often confuse their lack of skill with bad luck.
of 134 votes, 65% like it
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The easiest way to a person's heart is through their rib cage.
of 131 votes, 66% like it
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Money doesn't buy happiness.....unless you're playing Monopoly.
of 121 votes, 60% like it
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I rock harder than diamonds.
of 118 votes, 51% like it
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Some. Times. I. Talk. Like. This. And. Pre. Tend. Im. A. Ro. Bot.
of 141 votes, 67% like it
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Kids tend to look up to role models and people taller than them.
of 122 votes, 56% like it
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BIGFOOT, Beating Humans At Hide And Seek Since 1811.
of 174 votes, 83% like it
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