AM A VOCAL IN A FAMOUS BAND inside my head
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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ill wash my hands after handshaking
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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lastday on earth
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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i play music in my head
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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i failed my self as a sperm
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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one Nightstand is all i can stand
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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FREE HUGS 1$
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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threadless made me do it and i`ll do it again
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Black, white, brown, or yellow. We are all pink on the inside
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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you really should`nt be reading this!!
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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dont drink and drive u might spill your BEER
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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when blondes have more fun do they know it?
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE Sometimes I even put it in the food.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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To catch rabbits, Hide behind a bush and do carrot calls.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Confession is good for the soul,but bad for your career.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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I Have No Reflection in Mirrors
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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bahebak = i love you
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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my right hand is not proud of me
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I NEVER UNDESTOOD BASEBALL but i dont mind hiting balls
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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having breakfast is for happy people i drink wiskey
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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i like russian girls but am short,
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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your mom wants me to be you boyfreind
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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CAUTION: invisible man is now visible!!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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i will shift+del without you
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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i used to be chased by girls now am chased by dogs
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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if you wear it it will come
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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my doctor told me to wear a new t-shirt everyday
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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its raining dead angels
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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i traded my heart for a spade
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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read my slogan i need attention
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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women like wine tastes better when aged
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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i am not proud of my sins but am happy with what they taught me
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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