"Crying is like carrying a rain cloud as an umbrella"
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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"studying" is "student" and "dying"
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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"Try flavored Oxygen"
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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4-3-2-1----BLASTOFF!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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8). geek.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Acid rain keeps falling on my head, and it burns.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Adventure is outside my window so I will stay inside.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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An all around mirror is the mirror from hell
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Angry Clouds have Bolts of Rage
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Anything can happen in my dreams.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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are we just humans or brainwashed robots
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Bacon Sizzling is the new dance craze.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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bird :><: kissing
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Chemicals: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Chip on my should is made out of pine.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Clouds: floating pictures of your imagination
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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corn oil=corn and vegetable oil=vegetables, baby oil=?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Dancing : the way people have sex with clothes on.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Deities
God. Jesus. Holy Ghost. Oprah.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Dogs have masters.
Cats have staff.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Eating Gummy Bears. Sweet, Sweet, Murder.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Evolution is the revolution of Animals
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Exercise. It's harder than chinese math.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Exercise. Its easier than chinese math.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Forget about the inside, look at my outside
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Fourth of July: big party since 1776.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Fourth of July: Parting since 1776
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die!
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Friends are sorta like potatoes, if you eat them they die!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Funny things always happen to other people
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Girl dragons are glitter blowers.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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girls change their mind like boys change their hoes.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Glitter is Herpies, it never goes away.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Gummy Bears are the only animals I eat.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Here, take my card. I'm so professional!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Hide & Seek secretly scares me.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Hot moms are like sundried raisins. You have to love similies.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I bet turkeys hate the holidays.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I don't have a green thumb, I have a green t-shirt.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I don't use kleenex, I just use my hand. It's nice to meet you.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I don't watch scary movies. They scare me.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I fell with scissors in my hands and got this haircut.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I Graduated?
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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I hate f@#$ing censorship.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I have an evil twin that I only know when I look in the mirror.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I have the body type of more to love
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I is with stupid.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I kill only dead things.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I like my coffee black, just like my metal
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I love to dance. Breakdance.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I make everyone happy but myself. I'm a clown.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I may be small but I sure am not big.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Play the Stupid Pop-Up Games, in Order to See When I Will Die
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I shall not tell a lie, so I won't tell you!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I still paint by numbers
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I strive to be a skeleton.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I use words that no one ever uses and make them unfathomable!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I will try suicide, once.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I would be tasty if I was made of chocolate.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a hypocrite...no I'm not.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm Famous, On The Back Of The Bus.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm homeschooled in T.V. watching.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I'm hotter in HD.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Like Chocolate, I Go With Anything.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Naked.......Under My Clothes
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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I'm Really Not Here.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I'm so hot, I'm sick.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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I'm ugly in HD.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm wearing a cruddy shirt
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I've Been Dancing Around the Truth
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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iDoodle.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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If I could fly, I would fall a lot.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If I still got grades for napping, I would have all A's!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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If I was a TREE, would you HUG me?
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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If I were a boy, I'd only be happy once a month.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If I were a tree, I'd hug myself
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil?
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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If we have second lives, I want to come back as a Robot.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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If you can drown in it, it is considered as swimming.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Invisibility shirt, currently out of order.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Is a knuckle sandwich yummy.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Is my uvula swollen?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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It's all fun and games unless water balloons are involved.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly time... Where's the Bread?
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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KFC's Famous Bowls- Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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L+O+V+E=HATE?
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Last time you saw me, I was younger.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Licking a popsickle brings me back to my youth in a perverted way
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Live life like painting by numbers. Never go with what is said.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Love is like a Ninja.....it comes out of no where
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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My evil twin did it.
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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My Future looks like my past.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Naked. The Cool Way To Be Nude.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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NASCAR is for losers who suck at all other sports
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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P.E.A.C.E. It's what I have and you wish you had.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Please Hold - I'm being attacked by a dinosaur.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Private parts are for hitting.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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RAWR! i'm a DINO?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Recycling Rocks, Literally.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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S'mores. Sticky ice-breakers.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Sea Dragons Blow Bubbles Instead Of Fire.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Snow Angles- The things you can never get right
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Sorry doesn't feed the chickens!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Suicide: the game you can only play once.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Summer is as hot as I am.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Superpowers are so over rated
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Taking pictures is for people to remember the seconds that past.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Texting killed talking.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Texting killed the modern art of talking.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Texting Murdered Talking.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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The best way to die is in...jello
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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The chip on my shoulder is made out of pine.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The claim that words are inherently funny is funny.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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The Greatest oxymoron: Summer School.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The holiday season just means I'm going to get richer.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The mirror was invented to make people feel bad.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The Robot is more than a dance, it is a religion.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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There is a 30% chance of GOD'S TEARS.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This invisibility shirt is currently not disabled.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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This is not me. I'm the evil twin.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Tie, colorful noose
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Time. The only thing you want and can't have.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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To save energy, I'm getting a human hampster ball.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Vegetarianism: a living coma
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Vegetarianism: present day herbivores
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Vegetarians are living in the vegetable state.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Vintage is so retro.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Warning: Slide may contain mysterious liquid at bottom.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Webstar.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Webstar.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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What's worse than High School? Random Singing during it!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Who needs books, when you have the movies.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Why are things better fried?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Why does it always happen to me?
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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You can read the book, but I will watch the movie.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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You Should Read This Shirt in Order for Me to Look at You Longer!
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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You smell like science and let the chemistry bunsen burn.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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You're Fat!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Your Knowledge of Disney Channel Original Movies is Impressive
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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