1. Hannah Montana Granola Bars: For those times when you can't consume the body of christ, you can instead ingest the fiber of Miley Cyrus. Man, her father saw the cashcow in her didn't he? I want a child to pimp out!
2. A man with no lower part of his jaw. Just, gone. His skin hung like four turkey waddles off his upper lip. Just, can't be unseen at all.
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