Let's get civil unioned!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Will you civil union me?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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pimp is short for pimpernel
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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pimp is not short for pimpernel
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I love moo goo gai pancakes!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Unicorn: the other transparent meat
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Beware of incredible people. They have no credibility.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Beware of incredible people. They lack credibility.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Sally's seashells stopped selling so she started robbing banks
of 11 votes, 55% like it
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The devil doesn't need an advocate
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I may be stubborn, but I'm right.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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In science we trust
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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If Google can't find you, you don't exist
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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I am dressed as a spy. Am I blending in?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I am dressed as a spy
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You need more beauty sleep
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Wal-Mart is really a China shop
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Licensed To Grill
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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ET is my best friend
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Nearest makes no difference
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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It's a Dodge
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Chi-town. Best energy flow in the country.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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New York. Because Old York Sucks.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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There's a piece of brain in my hair!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Television has no vision
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I wonder if Yo-Yo Ma gets told many Yo Mama jokes
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Death never loses a war
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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cottage cheese is albino diarrhea
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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101 is lol in binary
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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of 42 votes, 19% like it
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This message has been removed due to copyright violations
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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Pop is the music for sheep
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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You can buy all your friends but I'll hate you for free
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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You don't arrest Voltaire
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I wrote the book on how to jam
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I live on the other side of reality
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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I wield the power of four harnessed children
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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I prefer the term hetero-flexible
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Insanity often accompanies genius
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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