<?php makeSlogan(); ?>
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"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?"
I Can!
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"Nietzsche is dead." --God, 1900
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.333 = 1/3
.666 = 2/3
.999 = 3/3 = 1?
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Acoustic guitar makes me emotional.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Am I the only one disturbed by what Taurine is?
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Am I the only one left without a cell phone?
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Am I the only one scared by Google Earth?
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Anger is not a cool emotion.
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Are we performing an abortion when we eat eggs?
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As seen on television at three in the morning.
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Ask about my return policy.
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Business as [un]usual.
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Caffeine does something for me.
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Can I join your family plan?
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Circa 12.30.2007, 9:04pm
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Cleveland reacts to sunshine like the South reacts to snow.
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Coffee doesn't work anymore.
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Color my world black and white.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Computers are used more at libraries than books.
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Consult your doctor before you live.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Crackers, oreos, chocolate. Race makes me hungry.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Did rolled-up leaves really appeal to the first smokers?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Did you feel the mountains tremble?
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Do commercials really make you want to buy stuff?
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Do they not have pen or paper where you are?
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Do you ever feel like Dr. Phil?
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Don't act like your crap isn't brown. For your sake I hope it is.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Don't tell anyone you have gum.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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DQ's milkshilk was the first to bring all the boys to the yard.
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Emo kids are the brunt of our humor.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Firefox > IE's Mom
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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For a list of side effects, please see fine print with microscope
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Fruit flavored high fructose corn syrup.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Get rid of Chinese toys but please never take my takeout.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Google "google" if you're ever bored.
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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Gospel soup for the white boy soul.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Have you ever envisioned life without music?
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Have you ever talked to some dude in India to order Subway?
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Hopefully the 90s stop showing up everywhere.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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How does the Walmart greeter make it across the country so fast?
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I bag my own groceries at the store.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I bet they fill I Can't Believe It's Not Butter with butter.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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I bought a mic stand to dance with.
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I can wake up without an alarm clock. Well, eventually.
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I carry a calculator in my messenger bag.
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I did a book report on Crime and Punishment...for punishment.
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I disabled smilies in my instant messenger.
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I don't make my parents or job pay for my cell phone.
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I fall asleep at night hoping to dream of a slogan.
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I fileshare.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I guess I don't share the same sense of humor with anybody.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I hate advertising. Visit our website.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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I hate hospitals.
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I hate when people ask how you are and could care less.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I haven't met a veggie willing to remove their canines.
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I hope Hooked On Phonics is happy with the people they ruined.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I hope your ugly turtle neck suffocates you.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I like singing in the rain because nobody hears me.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I looked at my roof using Google Earth.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I love how none of this is biased.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I need to stop doing what's already been done. Er, living.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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I never see poor people at Goodwill. I just see their clothes.
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I pedal a bike to make my toast.
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I see my name everywhere. I just wish you did too.
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I semi-automatically take bulleted notes.
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I shop from other carts at the grocery store.
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I sing the mail song from Blues Clues everyday.
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I Submit To Post Secret.
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I take Visa.
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I think bottled water is stupid, but I can't stop drinking it.
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I think Chris Crocker should leave Brittany alone.
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I think the secret behind a good shirt is its offensiveness.
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I think you should be paid for college.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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I tried to be so many things that I was left with ME.
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I understand that Comedy Central is your only source of laughter.
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I want to write a book about you.
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I wear preripped jeans. Get over it.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I will see this in the mall.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I wish HTML was like Hanes: tagless. It'd be less itchy.
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I wish I could get my hair to do that flippy thing.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I wish I played football so I could have a number on here.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I wish my postsecret wasn't so secret.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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I wonder if some people own a mirror.
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I would marry Firefox if it were an attractive young female.
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I wouldn't make fun of you if I didn't love you.
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I write like a man.
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I wrote a function to display a random saying from the database.
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I'd like to meet the original Average Joe.
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I'll have some tea with my sugar.
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I'll major in minoring what I'm majoring.
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I'm a night and morning person.
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I'm a [brain]storm chaser. Catagory 8, anyone?
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I'm honest if I get too much change, I just wont give it back.
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I'm the reason for the nut warning on nut containers.
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I'm vegetarian unless it's Chipotle.
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Iced out like a freezer.
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If at first you don't succeed, run for president. Then repeat.
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If at first you don't succeed, sign up for Blogspot.
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If global warming is an issue, it'll be too late before we care.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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If I knew how to play football, I'd be the best player.
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If I really wanted your number, I'd look it up.
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If I start with "<?php include..." stop listening.
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If I wanted to feel drunk, I'd just take my glasses off.
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If only I could offend.
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If snake tastes like chicken, chicken must also taste like snake.
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If you follow the leader, you'll end up holding a rifle in Iraq.
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If you love me, you will buy me a car.
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If you want to see my undershirt, switch tabs. [Mozilla.org]
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If you wear Juicy, I hope it's 100%.
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If you'd like to get rich, start a religion.
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If you're not self-conscience, please consider being so.
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If your nose was any higher in the air, you'd fall over backwards
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In an alternate reality, someone's thinking about us.
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In the nicest way possible, ask her to kindly get out yo grill.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Inequalities are a good way to express yourself.
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Instead of your race, just tell people what SPF you are.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Is Chuck Norris really worth all the jokes?
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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Is it so bad to hate everybody running for President?
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Is there anyone who wants to hear me talk about computers?
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It never rains when it look like it might.
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It'd be cool to be in a PC/Mac commercial.
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It's like looking in a mirror.
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It's sad when your hangers are cooler than your clothing.
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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JFGI.
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Just use Jesus in the sentence and it's undeniable.
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Last time I played football, I scored for the other team.
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Life goes on. Kinda.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Machine wash cold in a month.
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Make it rhyme, it sounds nice. Make it touch, it comes alive.
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Marketing gets me every time. At least I know it.
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Marketing is my friend.
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Mechanical pencils work because they're #2.
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My hair checks me in the mirror before it leaves.
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My high school is like Degrassi. 'Nuff said.
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My mom says A&F should pay ME to wear their ads, er, shirts.
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My potential to fail is greater than my ability to succeed.
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My smile is contagious for the first three days.
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Not a problem until it causes one.
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Now that we've copied every slogan from Busted Tees...
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Oh, were you talking to me? No? Please start.
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On the count of three, scream, "Biased!"
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Organic Milk? What was it before?!
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Our beta testing is releasing it to the public.
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Para español, marque uno. Para Inglés, marque dos.
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Paranoia makes me paranoid.
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People ask why I don't drink while I'm taking their wallet.
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People throw "photoshop" around like it's a god.
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Please use excessive imagery when describing everything.
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Practice safe math, use a calculator.
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Preps cry too, but A&F is so misty you don't notice.
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Reading is my lover: sometimes we fight, but we always make up.
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Real designers get mad when test bubbles don't follow a pattern.
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Right out of a Dean Koontz novel. That's scary.
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Save a bed, sleep with a friend.
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School is the highest form of brainwashing.
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Shake it like a polaroid picture, since people do that.
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She just loves me for my computer.
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Shot down then holstered.
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Shouldn't progress do something about us dropping a huge ball?
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Sick as a dog (because they're known for that, right?)
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Sleep and I have agreed to disagree.
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Some dreams are meant to come true, others to wake up from.
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Somebody believed Greek Mythology at one time.
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Splenda tastes like chicken.
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Style doesn't matter when you're on your back.
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That's a secret, though.
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The difference between people like me and people like you.
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The eagles will someday soar as high as you.
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The News is getting more reality and less real.
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The number of music genres confuse more than communicate.
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The zoo never gets old.
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There is life after buying clothing from Abercrombie.
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They should make the IQ test pass/fail.
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This land is our land, but those in power don't listen to music.
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This shirt deserves your John Handcock.
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This shirt will last until I die.
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This would be a cool way to ask you to marry me.
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Threadless TypeTee.
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Throw some D's on it.
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To anger your parents, buy real estate in an imaginary place.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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To whoever started the "your mom" thing: be proud.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Too bad my newest function is more than 65 chars.
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Translations are merely subjective approximations.
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True love hopes it is for real.
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USDA Inorganic.
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We all have our addictions. Mine is soy sauce.
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We live in an exporting import, importing export world.
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We need some sort of checker to check spell check.
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We need to eliminate S&H.
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We think we're so cool when we speak in another language.
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We're in one big drama snow globe that's always being shaken.
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What goes up shall hopefully land a few feet over.
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What if all those banner ads are true?
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What makes you a geek is your complete acceptance of it.
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When I grow up, I want to be good at Guitar Hero.
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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When you find happiness, email me an attachment of some.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Who died and made you Mr. Philosopher?
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Why do cartoon hearts always have a shine?
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Why do I still write important information on random stickies?
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Why do people pay to hear they should eat healthy?
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Why do we celebrate 365 days in just one?
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Why is making it rain so cool? I HATE rain!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Winter in Cleveland is proof of a God. And he's angry.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Witnessed to.
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Words are not original.
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Wow, you looked worse online.
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Yes, my boxers match this shirt.
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You are about to leave an encrypted page. In case you care.
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You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter
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You KNOW the TV writers are still updating their blogs.
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You want to be dressed in poetry but imagery doesn't fit.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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