The best things in this world are free.
So is this shirt.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I have a clear conscience.... and amnesia too.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I have a clear conscience.
And amnesia too.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I hate racists and blacks.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Make peas.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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The world is my playground.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Why design when you can buy?
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Tell me what you need (and I'll tell you how to live without it)
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I'm your evil twin... the one with the better genes too.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I know what you ate yesterday, it's between your teeth.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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43534.215/672 X 19381^42.157 = ? (I don't know either)
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I'm the line between dream and insanity.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Everyone is special ; We are all the same.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Unicorns are just horses with ice cream cones on their heads.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Horses + Ice Cream Cones = Unicorns
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Want a ride in my super-duper sonic stealth jet?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I never got anything I wished for.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I'm your dream come true.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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No, I don't wish my girlfriend is like you.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Nothing is imperfect in this perfect world. I'm one good example.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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You're now looking at an impeccable creation.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I'm out because I chose retail therapy over a shrink.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Shut up or die trying.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Each sold separately.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Yoo'r stoopider then me, stoopid!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I can't speel.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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If you read this: PASS GO AND COLLECT 200
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Save your boyfriend, ride a pony.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I'm not drunk you SHILLY SIT!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not winking at you, I'm just having eye cramps.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Shopper of the Month.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Average, flawed consumer.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I'm fat, that's what's slimming centers are for.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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KFC: Kung Fu Chicken
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I own a Mac.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Meet my imaginary friend, Barney.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I'm out because the internet is down today.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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I'm with moola.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Make me a sammich or die trying.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Get skinny or die trying.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Slim down or die trying.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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You're the 3456th person looking. (No, I'm not actually counting)
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'll be single if you kill my boyfriend.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Life's a beach. People walk all over you just to get seashells.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Life's a beach. People walk all over you just to get a tan.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Saturday Night Flu
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I swim with the sharks. That explains my limping.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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You + Irritation = Me + Knife in your face
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I speak chai-niece.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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We're going to end up at the same place, you know it.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Yes, I know you like my shirt.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I won the gold medal for Taekwando in the Olympics. Pardon me?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Back off, I know Kung-Fu.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Yes, I designed this tee.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This is from Threadless.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Walking is boring. Carry me.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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If you can read this: YOU'RE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO ME
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Say: JAMAICA GOOD MUSIC!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Straight is not normal, it's just common.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Hell is a place of good intentions
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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