After years of sexual repression, I need an alien abduction.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
I have friends who died face down in the mud.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
Hey baby. What's your sign?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
|
|
Sivilized by the Widow Douglas
of 23 votes, 4% like it
|
It's 11:30... I knew where my children were.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
This Shirt Was White When I Bought It
of 19 votes, 26% like it
|
|
The Chinese are going to take over anyway.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
|
My Oklahoma is better than your Oklahoma.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
|
Clever is, as clever does.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
|
|
I abide.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
|
Sober up on wood alcohol.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
|
Where'd my pokedex go?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
|
|
The REAL Messiah.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
|
Making love to the southern weather.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
|
The heir of Gondor.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
|
|
You are one more drop in my ocean.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
|
Pleasure having you meet me.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
My fate: Jerking off to Hannah Montana
of 33 votes, 15% like it
|
|
My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
|
You are the Lincoln I never knew.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
|
Lady Liberty is a hoard.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
|
|
Dear America: It's been fixed.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
|
Ex-Gynecologist
of 26 votes, 4% like it
|
THE probability? Approximately 3,720 to 1.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
|
|
Likes long walks on the beach drinking bantha milk with my sigfig
of 26 votes, 4% like it
|
Pseudo Intellectual looking for partner with a great personality.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
|
Your karma is showing.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
|
My karma is bigger than your karma.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
I have a black shirt because my life's a prototypical black abyss
of 24 votes, 8% like it
|
Un-masked Vigilante.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
|
You can keep your Meyer, I'll stick to my Stoker.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
Casual Tuesday.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
|
I found beauty in a common eating utensil.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
|
|
From one path, comes many. From many, comes one.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
Land of the fee, home of the wave.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
|
What was that date again...
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Will work for drugs.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
Jesus loves Jew.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
My fate: Jerking off the Hannah Montana.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
|
|
My chosen profession is illegal in 48 states.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
|
My chosen profession is legal in Nevada and Rhode Island.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
What were you doing under there?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Here's not looking at you, kid.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
I am 50% full of crap, but only 40% of the time.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
|
Heroin addict? I prefer "social networking."
of 21 votes, 19% like it
|
|
I love humanity. I hate people.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
|
Someday I might amount to nothing.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
Joe the Schoolbus was a thing of its word, but a man on the Lord.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
|
|
Jabba Says What?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
|
I ate the pie in the oven. It was so sweet and apple flavored.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
But what would you have done on the Klondike?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
|
|
My Plain is better than your Palin.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
All's well, as it's ending.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
Trickery, clickery, rock. But who am I to mock?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
|
I need not girls with silly curls, I need not men who lie.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
|
It's uneasy to be unwise.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
