Why are you in that human costume?
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Hey there, I'm an alter ego.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Phoebe Buffet gave me the bad hair chewing habit.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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There's no party like my nana's teaparty.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I specialize in toejobs.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I clap on cue to the 'Friends' theme song.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I clap on que to the 'Friends' theme song.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'd so wear that.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I am no ordinary shirt.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I am a shirt.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I think poop grosses me.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Happy opposite day!!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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No cotton plants were harmed in the making of this shirt.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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It's okay pluto, planets are overrated anyways.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I'm making history for this generation.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I still love you,pluto.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I can see Russia from my house. No really,I live in japan..
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Sometimes words aren't meant to be read.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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"Hello" She said.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Richard Simmons taught me how to pelvic thrust.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Don't play around with cheetahs, they mean business.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Why did the human cross the road
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Why is 6 afraid of 7
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Darling your smile’s so sweet you just gave me a cavity.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Mozart hates your modern music.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I get my lingo from urbandictionary.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I rely on academic bulimia.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Why did you choose to read this aloud in your head?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a stranger that you're going to remember.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I can see Russia from my house.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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We're only human.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Twilight has shown me that real vampires don't have fangs.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Twilight has shown me that true vampires sparkle in the sunlight.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Get this snakes outta my mofo'in planet!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I am a noun,verb,and adjective.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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(insert bad adjective)
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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What would Palin do?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Yes,no,maybe so.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Hearts don't really look like this: <3
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Without this fabric covering me, I would be nude!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Made by Mom and Dad.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Dressy Plain Hundred Dollar Shirt.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Neutrogena would make all hobo noses acne-free.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Today is not not not, reverse not opposite day.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I believe in the Atheist God.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Chillax, dude
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I was already InFamous
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Just hand me the cookies, and nobody gets hurt!
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Come to the dark side.....we have cookies!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Life makes its own imitation of immortality.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Life is strange. If you don't believe me, just live longer.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Live to love life, and love to live life
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Don't mock if you can't imitate
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Life makes its own imitation of immortality
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Life if far too important to be taken seriously
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Shoot for the moon. If you miss you will land among the stars.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Humor is just another defense against the universe
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Behind every successful person,lies a pack of haters.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Best Shirt Ever.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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This is all just an illusion.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Made in the 80's!
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Labels are for soup cans,not human beings.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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May the force be with you,young one.
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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Wookie power!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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We're all mad here...
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Oh Gnome you didn't!!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Knowledge talks, wisdom listens
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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The clock talked loud.I threw it away,it scared me when it talked
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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The best mind-altering drug is truth.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Around here,"normal" is only a setting on the washing m
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Around here,"normal" is only a setting on the washing m
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Oh my smurfing smurfy smurf!
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Come to the dark side....we have cookies!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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My personality is 100% authentic and original.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Yo mama! Aren't i so ghetto?
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Let's flip a coin. Heads, you're mine. Tails, I'm yours.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Domo Arigoto Mr.Roboto! Domo...
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Go the way your heart desires.
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Fer sure.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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My part time job is being an ass kicking ninja.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Lyke totally Oh Em Gee
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Welcome to my Life! Now go home...
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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DaNce LiKe NoOne Is WaTcHiNg
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Monsters have feelings,too!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Freaks need love,too!
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Music Saves the soul.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Well,Whoop De Freakin Doo!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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RaWr :]
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Hate is a strong word,but i really really don't like you
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I believe in the ManBearPig!I'm cereal.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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If jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,Why's there a song about it
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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It's not my fault...Remember I live in a world of bad examples.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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