stop trying to confuse me with facts.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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justice is blind; that's why she trips so much.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Jesus' Birthday: the leading cause of deforestation.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Help! I can't find my virginity ANYWHERE!
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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you don't even know my invincibility stash.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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shut up, the voices are trying to tell me something!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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religious conflict: my god can beat up your god!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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tell your mom i don't do refunds.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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fact: you will probably die sometime in your lifetime
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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responsibility is overrated.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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your face is on crooked.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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don't do drugs. (unless you get them from me)
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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was i supposed to be listening to you?
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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it's only funny if someone gets hurt.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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your antics amuse me.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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silence is the absence of idiots.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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stop trying to confuse me with your 'facts'
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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