WARNING: This shirt may explode when exposed to extreme reading
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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TShirt Uses: napkin, blanket, pillow, Class C shelter, parachute
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I'll give you a penny for your thoughts if you can give me change
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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I give free donuts and coffee to pigs.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you eat peanut butter
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Let me tell you a secret, you're shirt is stupid
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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SLEEPWALKING. Wake me up when we get there.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I'm with stupider
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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50% Cotton
40% Polyester
10% Human
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I'm inheriting my parent's expenses.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My other tshirt has a graphic.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I don't speak, I communicate through messages on my tshirts
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I farted. Good thing you're in front of me.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is not flame resistant.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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This wasn't clever enough to be printed on your shirt.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If history repeats itself, then who left the lights on?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Disgruntled employee. In the office. With the assault rifle.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Quoting famous people is so unoriginal
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If you don't have anything nice to say, quote a famous person.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Every letter of the alphabet is in this sentence (dgjkmquwxz).
of 55 votes, 45% like it
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