so yes. I AM NOT PREGNANT just to elaborate. but i have found out that if i was and if i shared the news on threadless, real hilarity would probably ensue. lovely!

so today. TODAY. what did i do today? i woke up late. i ate something good but i can't remember what really. showered in the yucky florida water. chilled a while, and went to the beach! that's the best thing you could do today. it was really really hot and sunny today so it was a good day there. i went for a walk and went swimming in the gulf which was interesting and very very brilliant. it felt so good!!!

ugh then there was dinner. we went to sharky's and there was a fucking hour wait and we decided wtf let's just wait. so i went out for a walk on the pier with my gramps (which was amazingly gorgeous because it was cloudy and the sun was setting, it was pretty) and HERE is where the funny/terrible story comes in. we came back and i saw my dad talking to some random trashy looking lady and i just see her FLIP him the bird, throw a cigarette at him, and walk away, flipping the bird again and again. so i'm like wtf happened! my mum told me that this lady just came up to her and started talking to her, asking how long she had been waiting, and my mum's like gtfo you are blowing smoke in my face so the lady did the same to my dad and he said to get away and she got REALLY angry. so i'm like oh hay white trash...and she tried to burn my dad up! lame.

annnd florida is dandy but i really need to go the fuck home to study. it's awful, i have finals in like four days and i still have studying to do. plus, my grandmother says things OVER and OVER and OVER again which is sad but sometimes i think she does it for attention. but yeah. florida. this was a long one, yeah? yup.