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flip175
aka Felipe Nascimento is a 17.09 year old boy, has been a member since December 4, 2007, has scored 419 submissions, giving an average score of 2.00.
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If I had a nickel every time I had a nickel, I'd be rich forever.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm inconsistent on a regular basis.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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kindergarten inspired me to become a macaroni jewelry appraiser
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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I got a taste of my own medicine, and now my cold is gone
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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I would make your day, but I lost the instructions
of 25 votes, 60% like it
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paper cranes aren't suitable for construction work.
of 28 votes, 71% like it
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garbage men are always down in the dumps.
of 23 votes, 48% like it
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tap dancers are actually spies communicating through Morse code.
of 37 votes, 49% like it
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my past was a tense one.
of 28 votes, 57% like it
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ever since I became a math teacher life's been full of problems.
of 25 votes, 68% like it
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I'm a "be positive" person, according to my blood.
of 28 votes, 68% like it
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people in glass houses should buy curtains.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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the road to sophistication is paved with monocles.
of 27 votes, 67% like it
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4 out of 5 doctors agree that a unanimous decision is impossible
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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thesauruses: the indubitable contrivance to seem impertinent.
of 23 votes, 52% like it
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I have an infectious personality...and the flu.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I'm so flexible, I can touch your toes.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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my parents went to jail and all I got was adopted
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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wearing your heart on your sleeve is highly lethal
of 25 votes, 52% like it
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green eggs and ham gave me food poisoning
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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4 out of 5 doctors agree that a unanimous decision is impossible.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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social experiment commencing
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(tiny text)oh good, you've decided to join my entourage.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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7.5/4s of the population is mathematically inept.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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an eye for an eye encourages sharing.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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bears don't care, they're all predatory by nature.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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can you believe this phrase is worth $500?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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certified title inventor
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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cheaters never win, unless they're good at what they do.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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contact me via codec, my frequency is 141.12
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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croissant. baguette. a-la carte. damn I'm cultured
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Damn kids today with their slogan shirts. Why in my day it was...
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Don't touch me, I'm statically charged
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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go-go-gadget nostalgia!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Hitler was right......wing
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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how did Barney escape the meteor?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I don`t have a bad sense of rhythm, I`m just doing Morse code.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I fell head over heels and broke my back
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I inhaled paint fumes. Keanu Reeves is a pretty great actor, too.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I parked my DeLorean and I forgot when I left it.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I sleepwalk with my eyes open.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I thumb wrestled a dog and won by default.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I use spf 120hz during extended periods of time on the computer.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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iCash in on popular phrasing
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If a mime falls in a forest, does anyone care?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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If a mime falls in a forest, does anyone care?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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if you beat me up, I can't guarantee there will be candy inside
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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it's annoying because good slogans get drowned in new subs
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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judging you judging me.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Latin is dead; where were you at the funeral?
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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let the cat out of the bag, you monsters!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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magicians + soccer = infinite hat tricks
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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my invisibility cloak is clearly not working
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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my mind is always in the gutter because I suck at bowling.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My Very Fine Mother Just Sent Us Nine....damn
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Niels Bohr's body was launched into orbit
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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NOW LOADING WITTY RESPONSE
(written in arcade font + load bar)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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oh God, there's a mime behind you
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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paper cranes aren't suitable for the construction yard.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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priests are in great shape because they exorcise
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Quit staring, learn to read faster.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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secret to super-heroism; wearing underwear on outside of pants.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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sharing air with 6 billion people; how many farts have you eaten?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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she doesn't sell sea shells. I checked.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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so you DO photoshop your pictures...
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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that bleach didn't whiten my teeth, but I'm starting to feel sick
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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the plots in matchbooks always end up in smoke.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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the present isn't what it used to be.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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the rainbow doesn't taste like candy.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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the sky is the limit, then you get pulled over.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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this pun is tee-riffic.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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this shirt says A&F, and yet I paid less than $50 for it.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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V for Verdana.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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vote 'stupid' if you agree that the voting system for slogans sux
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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waiter? there's a life form in my primordial soup.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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where do people in China dig to?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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with math it's nothing but problems.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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you are what you eat; the code of cannibals.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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you don't know Jack, he's actually a pretty nice guy.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/636884/flip175
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Felipe here. I like playing music, watching movies, hanging out with friends, laughing at people's grammatical errors, and having a good time. Basically your everyday optimistic pacifistic procrastinator.
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Tees Owned:
-Paper Cranes
-Spoilt
-Existential Clutter
-Adorable Disaster
-Fish Tank
Tees on Their Way:
--none at the moment--
Waiting for Reprints of:
-Pillow Fight
-Pencils are Erasist
-Who I Am
-A Day in the Life of a Decadent Designer
-You Sank My Battleship
-Lemuria
-Blame it On Your TV
-Sound Advice
-Routemaster
-In The Event Of A Playground
-Karma
-Hitchhiker
-Boy In The Weeds
-Tree
-Children Under The Bed
-New World Order
-Playground Joust
-Justified and Amplified
-My Rules
-Away From Home
-An Elephant Never Forgets...TO KILL!
-The Ping Pong Championships of '82
-After Show
-FrequenCity
-Caged
-Strength In Numbers
-Wanted
-In The Fast Lane
-This Is What We Call A Life Drawing
-Clouds Within The Thunder
-It Makes Toast!
-Swiss Army
-The Leftover
-I'm Sure I Used To Fit
-The Beginning
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