<AUTO-REPLY> : I am away from my computer right now.
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(back of shirt) Yes, it was me.
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Addicted to Myface
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AIDS and STDs are fake
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An empty space
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Aw... Hell Naw Dawg!
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Bend over please
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Complete this form and you're all set.
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Contents Are Highly Flammable
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Cute-As-a-Butthole
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Cute-As-a-Butthole
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Did your grandpa drop any rare items when he died?
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Don't worry, I come fully loaded.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Dont worry, I'm free of STDs
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DROP A BEAT!
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Everything I Touch Turns To Ashes.
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Everything you say will be null and voided
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GET OFF MY BIKE!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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GIVE ME YOUR POKEBALLS
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Hey Einstein, I'm on your side!
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Hey I think you have my bellybutton on your back
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I agreed to your 'Legal Terms'
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I can smell through my bellybutton.
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I cant prescribe you anything until you're naked
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I clog toilets
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I don't have AIM
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I dont have a bellybutton
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I eat anything that smells good.
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I eat everything with rice
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I em fwom authswalia
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I forgot to wash my hands.
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I go to school to clog the toilets.
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I have to get off my rear end because its the end of my weekend.
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I like my friends angry and dogmatic
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I like to color everything
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I like your shirt, is it Threadless?
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I only go to school to eat lunch.
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I own a popsicle stand.
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I put the "PANIC" in "HISPANIC"
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I reproduce assexually
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I spike children's apple juice.
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I think my feet smell good.
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I was like the nerdy cheerleader
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I'm 75% percent of your grade.
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I'm blind. Are you hot?
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I'm hot: let me send my picture over the internets to prove it
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I'm on the chess team
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I'm STD Free
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I'm the PokeCenter
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I'm using String Shot
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I'm your headphone, beating on your eardrums.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Zac Efron
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I've never pooped in my life
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If I eat any chocolate, my children will become pandas.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If you do that one more time-- im getting naked
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Kakuna used Harden
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Let's make some creamcheese!
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Look for my bellybutton
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Make sure you put your clothes back on before you leave.
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MOVE: I'M IM ON A KILLING SPREE
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My bed broke down... can i sleep with you?
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My dad is Optimus Prime
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My house burned down... can i live in yours?
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My internet is being blocked
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My internets is slow
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My right arm is 3 times as big as my left
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P( )( )P
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POWER CENTER
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Send me your picture over the internets
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Sorry, I am currently 'In Training'
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Stay away: I might eat you
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Stay away: I'm anti-social
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Stay away: or I'll blow
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Stay away: or I'll get naked
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Stop rambling about your Barbie collection
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System.out.println("Hello world");
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Take your clothes off, I'm a doctor.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Talk to me and I'll talk back
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That was the first time I ever farted
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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There's a really cool design on the inside of this shirt.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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There's was monster on my bed, so I slept with him.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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These are my bongos.
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This is 75% percent of your grade
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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This isn't going to work... unless you are naked
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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This will only work if you're naked
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Throw a pokeball at me... please
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Together... we can make rabbit babies
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Trace This
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Wait... I'm almost done.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Was it love or lust?
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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We can start dating now.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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What do I use my mouth for?
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What is Vitamin Water? I only drink Gatorade.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Whatever you do dont look down.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Where's the nearest bathroom?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Where's your 'OFF' switch?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Where's your 'ON' switch?
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Yea, I know, I have a nice chest.
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You bushed my buttons
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You got AIDS!
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You gotta insert a coin here []
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You have diarrhea on your chest
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You have encountered a monster
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You smell like a fermented egg and detergent.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You're not black are you?
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Zac Efron likes fat chicks
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