If my life were a musical, I'd totally be singing right now.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I eat pizza for the cheese!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The End,
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Dejavu is getting dis feeling dat you alrdy saw dis shirt ystrday
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Dumbophobic: the fear of flying elephants.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Aliens zapped my homework, sir!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I wish life has subtitles.
of 18 votes, 61% like it
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Death to cliche, long live imagination!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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SUPERHERO (jump off a cliff for proof)
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Math Book: Problematic and Suicidal
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I kinda like being a nobody.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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The early bird didn't have a date last night.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Death to Peter Pan
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The slogan on my shirt is better than the one on yours.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I party with the rich and famous!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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The Bond Twins: James and Covalent
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I study for the lunch money
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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EMO: Sesame Street resident
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I think you like me.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Careful, I can read minds.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Math is the next best thing to suicide.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Let's just agree on one thing: I'm right.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I wanna jump around and say HUZZAHHHH!!!!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I talk, you listen.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Serial Killers killed Koko Crunch.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'm the loneliest person in the universe.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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The early bird didn't get laid last night.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Time is Gold, Sex is Cheaper.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Coal is diamond in disguise.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I panic during Math class.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I'm the next big thing after Rowling and Meyer.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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wizards are SO last season.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I eat cockroaches for breakfast, how about you?
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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How about we start putting , instead of . in relationships?
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not weird, just too brilliant for this Earth you call home.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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this world ain't small, we're just too many for it.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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a period does not signify the end.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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love is the murder of sadness and pain
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Money Is Music To My Ears
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Gosh! Love is the only thing more complicated than Math.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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