I could do with a lot more book titles. As you will note the titles there are sometimes stupid, like 'ARTSEX', and 'Nice chair, mate'.

Post your favourites here.

Books also make me happy. Very happy. So happy that sometimes the pages get stuck together.

Also, nice design.

cheers

Oh, shit, favorite made up book titles?!?!

I'm all over this, brah.

Let's see. Funny? Ridiculous? Whatever?

Epistemology of the Epidermus

The Art of Pony-Farts

Once upon a Time There Was This Fuckin' Guy, Right

do you know the jarndyce antiquarian bookshop opposite the british museum? it's got some of the strangest books in the window. it's well worth stopping if you're passing by. i'll see if i can find some pix.

image looks great by the way. it looks like one of those illos that you might see on a seventies penguin book.

looks like they stock a book of peculiar books…

hahah quality.

Jacka - nice start, will def use Art of the Pony Farts

'21st Century Air Despair'
'Jane and Jack and the Heart Attack'
'Facial hair and your Pet'
'Glossary of Favorites'
'Feed me Deborah, I'm Dying'
'Stab Me in the Face with Love and other stories'

That design is pure gold btw,$$5

'Why Milk from Cows?'
'What Slater Did Next'
'The Laser Showdown'
'Gothcha Fuckers!!: The Noel Edmonds Story'
'Dame Judy French.'
'Kissing The Mermaids'
'101 Family Rows for a Rainy Day.'

cheers,

"Feed me Deborah..." is ace, def using that.

'Mosquitoes on a plane'

Sweet!
haha it's fun making these up

'How to Start Your Own Marijuana Grow-Op'
'The Tale of Darren the Drunkard'
'Laziness and the Art of Whatever'

Suck it Up. The History of the blowjob.

Planes on a snake.

'Llama sutra'!!!!!!

Laziness and the Art of Whatever

that's the shit, right there. Cheers, Squinty.

Masturbation for Morons
Stuff and Other Things
The Book
Jane and the Talking Genitals

Get a Grip: A beginner's guide to handjobs

cheers, y'all

job's a good'n

I saw this in a charoty shop the other day.

That's a pretty good shot.

The cat actually looks like an impassioned painter.

I'll buy this when it prints.

cheers, dude.

You used three of mine, I'm honoured !
And what Malcom said, I love the whole concept.

realol at 'rasterise this!'

^ you get a free tee if this prints, dude.

really?! Wow thanks man!

totally, no worries.

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actual weird books :

If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs (Simon & Schuster, 2007)

Bombproof Your Horse: Teach Your Horse to Be Confident, Obedient, and Safe, No Matter What You Encounter (J A Allen, 2004)

Living with Crazy Buttocks (Penguin US/Australia, 2002)
Reusing Old Graves: A Report on Popular British Attitudes (Shaw & Son, 1995)

Highlights in the History of Concrete (British Cement Association, 1994)

How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art (Ten Speed Press, 1989)

Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality (Brunner/Mazel, 1986)

Population and Other Problems: Family Planning, Housing 1,000 million, Labour Employment (China National Publications, 1982)

The Madam as Entrepreneur: Career Management in House Prostitution (Transaction Press, 1979)

Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice (University of Tokyo Press, 1978)

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great score, congrats!

Wot up dog ?

Good work on the 2.8 yo.

Nice one Garo!