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The Backstory:

Louis Dethy was a Belgian family man. He had a wife and 14 kids and if that seems excessive to you, then holy shit keep reading.

Put yourself in Louis Dethy's position: You had a wife and a bunch of kids, but you cheated on your wife, because you are a cockhammer, and she took all of those kids away in the divorce. You, in turn, refused to forgive them for leaving you, and then your whole family turned on you (and rightfully so). Your mother (who paid for the house in which you live), is cutting you out of her will and leaving the house to your daughter. What do you, Louis Dethy, with your proud history of total dickishness, do? (Please just stop trying to think of what Louis Dethy would do, there's no way you're quite as street-rat-crazy as he is. You're never gonna get it.)

The Execution:


Dethy decided that, in the event that he got evicted from his house, whoever moved in was in for a festival of firearms. As a last-ditch revenge plot against his family, he rigged more than a dozen shotguns all over his house: a crate of beer that would trigger a shotgun when enough bottles were removed, a trunk full of money in the attic rigged to blow your head off, the television had a shotgun rigged to it and even the water tank had more shotgun.



He wrote out a series of codes and riddles to help him remember where the shotguns were hidden, because he was clever; but he forgot to consult them and eventually shot himself in the head, because he's retarded.

he traps were so well-hidden and elaborate that it took a military anti-mining team three weeks to disarm 19 of them, which involved taking the entire three-story house apart. By the way, there were supposed be 20 traps, according to Dethy's notes. The anti-mining team couldn't find the 20th, so they just assumed he hadn't built it, the kind of "eh, fuck it" attitude we look for in the Belgian military. Want to drive yourself crazy for a few hours? The final clue was "The 12 Apostles are ready to work on the pebbles." Our best guesses so far: 1) A shotgun wedged between a Bible and a DVD of Flintstones episodes or 2) A statue of some religious figure aiming a shotgun at your junk.



full article here

Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Oct 30 '09 at 10:34pm
holy fucking shit.


I hope I go that street-rat-crazy one day.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Oct 30 '09 at 10:34pm
I didn't read this, but the pictures are more than enough!
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 30 '09 at 10:39pm
I remember hearing about this in a movie or tv show but I can't remember where
sonmi
   sonmi on Oct 30 '09 at 10:50pm
whoa
d3d
   d3d on Oct 30 '09 at 10:53pm
i love cracked
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Oct 30 '09 at 10:54pm
I remember hearing about this before, too.
olie!
   olie! on Oct 30 '09 at 10:58pm
what the fuck.
iPear
iPear on Oct 30 '09 at 11:35pm
I swear I've heard the whole 113229 guns hidden in a house and the team disarms all but 1 thing before.
Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila on Oct 31 '09 at 8:09am
What exactly is cracked?
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Oct 31 '09 at 10:01am
just a website with funny articles and videos.
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