#1 Unexplained Phenomenon
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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10 bucks a pop
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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100% effort 0% result
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Afternoon Delight is the soundtrack to my life
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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And now the feature attraction!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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awwwwwww a bunny...
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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be good.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Chuckleworthy?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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concubine cats killing cows
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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copyright 1874
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Crumpets: Tea time of Champions.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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don't be a :( be :) or even better be :D
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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everytime i look at you i get a little dumber
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Excrement Happens...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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fairy tears turn into jelly beans
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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festering wounds are funny looking
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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five minutes could save you 15% or more on what?
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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For everything else theirs Mastercard...
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Frickin Noob I'll beat you back to the realm from whence you came
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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go canoodle a toads buttocks ya blathering lummox!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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got non-dairy creamer?
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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got opaque white liquid?
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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great minds think alike, but some minds think aliker
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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has every clever slogan already been done?
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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here's the drill: you read this you laugh. got it?
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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how unoriginal
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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i am infatuated with my thesaurus
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I can't find my mommy... Will you be my new one?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I come from the daisy feilds and rainbows of my imagination...
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I don't watch chick flicks because i like them: It's research.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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i gotta pee!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I listen to alternatively expressive hard core hip hop metal pop.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I may not look like much but my mom says im special on the inside
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I told her i loved her, she said i was a disgrace to society...
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I use words like: tad, dandy and bloatsuckingtoadsbuttocks.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I used to have a tail!
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I used to have a tale!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I want to die at the hands of pink rabies infected bunnies.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I work at a pajama factory. I make pajamas for a living.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I'm an interesting unique white middle class american male
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'm cold and alone...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm glad I don't live under a rock, it would hurt...
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not emo. I only cry on the inside...
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Peanut Butter you're Jelly. People are allergic to me.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I'm pretty sure I won't get you pregnant...
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Suing!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I'm using my mind control powers to make you walk towards me!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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i'm very highly edgimacated!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I'ts recess time!
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Icebreaker? anyone? anyone...
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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If it was raining i would give you my umberella.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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if life gives you lemons chuck em at stuff
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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If money grew on trees there would be no environmental problems.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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if you were cold i would give you this shirt
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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im not a idiet!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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In a world where ghosts and pacman live in harmony...
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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In the time it took you to read this i slept with your wife.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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It would make life so much easier if i died
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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It's a bird it's a plane its... haha made you look!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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It's hard to believe that you beat over a million other sperm.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Life is like a great romance... Where they both die at the end...
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Lolly pop lolly pop ooh lolly lolly pop! Can you resist the urge?
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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lolly pop, lolly pop, oooooh lolly lolly pop
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Lolly pop, lolly pop, oooooh lolly lolly pop! Can you resist?
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Love is my middle name! Actually it's not it's Dwayne...
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Love me tender?
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Me + You is an oxymoron
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Meandyou is an oxymoron
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Mmmm... Peachy!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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my imaginary girlfriend thinks we sould have a threesome
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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omgthatstttlyliktehcttstthingintehwrld!!!!!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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One word that describes me: !
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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opportunity of a lifetime
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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People call looking in the mirror alot vain i call it perfection.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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periodically thesauruses don't manufacture comprehension
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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pffffff! Muffins cant talk.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Please sir, may i have some more?
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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pumpernickel stromboli
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Q: To be or not to be? A: 42
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Screw stairways! Heaven's modernizing, they have escalators now!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Silly rabit lubed condoms are for kids!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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skiks is spelled the same backwards
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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So how does this thing work? I got the toes to wiggle, but...
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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So you want to be just like me? Just eat your veggies!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Spontaneous Combustion: It happens to the best of us...
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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stop looking at my chest you freak!
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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sweetness your slogan is up for scoring!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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talk about love at first site
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Tea and Crumpets: Breakfest of Champions
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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The boss on level 138 say's you have no life
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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The definition of manly
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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The iTunes of my life got stuck on repeat while playing Mad World
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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The only reason my eyes keep dropping is because i'm shy
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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The world is just a bunch of bunnies in people suits.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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there's nothing over the rainbow, i've been there
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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this is the end of the previous beggining of the rest of my life!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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toaster is a funny word
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Trogdor: Burninating the Countryside since 1999
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Wanna trade lunches? I'll even through in my tractor lunch-box!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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We were all put here for a purpose, to sit and watch TV all day.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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What cries then pops? A baby in a microwave!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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whats that? you like my shirt? that's just dandy!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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when i grow up i want to get married, have kids, get old then die
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Why is pop called pop if no one likes it?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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worth a try
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Would it be possible to obtain a smidgen more crumpets?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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you and me should combine our powers to make a superhuman
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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You broke a snippet of a smiggen of a segment of my heart.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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you dont have to be short fuzzy and big eyed to be cute
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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You have no (second)life
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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you just read my mind
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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you make me chuckle
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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you should get a sex change, it would suit you well
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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you're not my mommy
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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your hypothesis is incorrect due to its molecular structure
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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