If I pretend to care will you stop talking?
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Carrots are sharp vegetables of DOOM!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Wow! A shirt worth reading.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Quit staring at my body.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Pluto's as much of a planet as I am.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Go waste your time somewhere else.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I make funny faces at you when your not looking.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I randomly burst out dancing when no ones watching.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I wear shirts like these to make you look stupid.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Do you work for UPS? Cause I saw you checking out my package!
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Be A Vegetarian. Kill Rainforests.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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I don't wear the shirt. The shirt wears me.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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I'm a peaceful person who happens to be filled with violent rage.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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When I get mad I put angry words on my toaster strudels.
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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When I get mad at my husband I put boogers in his soup.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I run with scissors because it makes me feel DANGEROUS!
of 50 votes, 42% like it
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