If two minuses make a positive, why can't two wrongs make a right
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Too hotski for Trotsky
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Please keep your 'music' to yourself
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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Everytime you read this, God kills a kitten
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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I have big guts and I cannot lie
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Underneath this T-Shirt, I'm a lean, mean, muscle machine
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Musically, you're always gonna be inferior to me
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Wideboys do it sideways
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I like big guts and I cannot lie
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Rumours of my meth have been greatly exaggerated
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Seven days without chocolate makes one week.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Sometimes I think my future in-laws haven't had kids yet...
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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If nobody's perfect, then I must be nobody
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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I'd like to donate my organs. Please don't smoke in front of me.
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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GOG is GOD
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I AM THE ANTI-GOG
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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If your parents never had kids, chances are that you won't either
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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802.11 / Password Protected
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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If life had been different, I could've been you...
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not a gynaecologist, but I'll take a look
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I can speak and kiss like the French
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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If you wanna know my name, just ask...
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Please do not feed the models
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Wear T-shirts. Support your right to bare arms.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Wear T-shirts. Support your right to bare arms.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Chastity is curable, if detected early
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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My pen is ginormous
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Bureaucrats cut red tape lengthwise
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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My shoe size LIES!!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Lord, save me from your followers
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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My suicidal twin almost killed me by mistake!
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Jesus is coming - Quick, look busy!
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I went hunting, and all I caught was a cold
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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You can send me to college, but you can't make me think
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I'm too sexy for hair. That's why it isn't there.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Four years of college, and whom did it get me?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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No, I'm not on steroids, but thanks for asking.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, don't try sky-diving
of 47 votes, 40% like it
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Five severed fingers do not make a hand
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I went to Iraq, and all I got was this crappy false leg.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Also available sober
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Don't call me childish, you stinky poo-poo
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Does my bump look big in this?
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Small, but perfectly formed
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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0 to horny in less than 3.5 beers
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I have a degree in Liberal Arts. You want fries with that?
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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The only Bush I trust, is my own
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Warning! Weapons of Mass Distraction
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Small but dangerous
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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No added silicone
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Body of a God, pity it's Buddha
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I've lost my phone number - Can I borrow yours?
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I may not be the hottest guy, but I'm the only one talking to you
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I'm single - what are you waiting for?
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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WIFE= Washing, Ironing, F**king, Etcetera
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Muse seeks artist
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Underneath my clothes, I'm Superman
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Cherry-picking season
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Smoker seeks toker for smoke-lit fun
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Mother in Law = Woman Hitler
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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What I lack in height, I make up in might
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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If God didn't want us to eat meat, why did He make it so yummy?
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Freedom kisses, anyone?
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Geography rocks!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I wish these were brains...
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Yes, this T-shirt would look better on your floor...
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Fresh meat wanted. Vegans need not apply.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Not suitable for kids
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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If a taxi ride is free, it's not fare
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I have lots of lead in my (Made in China) pencil
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Easy on the eye, Hard on your wallet
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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