Do not shove a bean up your nose.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Bet you didn't notice I'm not wearing pants.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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People tell me that I'm linguistically inhibited.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I'm actually NOT naked today!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I'd rather be in Africa than wherever I happen to be right now.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Ladybugs and Jelly Beans: lend me your rears!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Groove this.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I'd really like to skip the talking and enter your trousers now.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I only go to birthday parties for the cake.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Condensation: the sky is contemplating precipitating.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Hello there, I'm nice.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Every time I put on glasses, I hope no one's naked.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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