It sort of hurts my feelings a little bit. i thought they were funny? Why is everyone saying they suck?
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
well, things in my life are so awesome and beautiful that i have to beat them with sticks. i draw and write... mostly on paper, but if there is someones son or daughter i'll usually scribble a little something on the forehead.
Besides all the information i've just given you i have a beautiful baby girl who's almost three months. she poops, she pees, vomits, and smiles at the fact that i have to clean it all. i hope you people write me stuff, i don't want to be writing things for nothing. |
Secondly, your name is tamponboy, which isn't going to inspire people to read your slogans.
Thirdly, I'm sorry to tell you but they aren't very good yet. Most of them involve just a simple sentence that is more statement than joke, a complete non-sequiter comment, or is about farting. You have promise tho. Keep it up, keep submitting, look at others and how they make good slogans, develop your own style, and pretty soon you'll be making em like a pro in no time. Good luck to you.