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curtisE
aka Curtis E. Angeline is a boy, has been a member since November 13, 2007, has scored 2091 submissions, giving an average score of 1.53.
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Excelling at nothing makes me more of a jackass of all trades.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Ignore the unicorn in my pocket who tells everyone I'm crazy.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Somersaults. Yeah, that's how I roll.
of 22 votes, 59% like it
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Don't flip out! You could land on your head. (print upside-down)
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Now that pirates are back, how long until the vikings return too?
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Don't have fun! You live longer when time isn't flying by.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If the walls could talk you'd have trouble selling that house.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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I'm an original recipe.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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I want to fly! I hate you gravity!
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Quiet. I'm hiding from my past.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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I'm like a tree. Shady.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Shhh! Quiet! I'm hiding from my past.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I'd prefer to be tickled any color but pink.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Tickle zones located here, here and here.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I got struck by lightening during a recent brainstorm.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I got electrocuted during my last brainstorm.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Join in the population control initiative by leaving the planet.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I love this planet so much. I plan on returning again next year.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Everyone is impotent. Even bad spellers.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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This garment was intentionally left blank
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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What is my superpower? I can sense that you are looking at me.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I'll give you 6,000,000,000 guesses to guess who I'm not.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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I showered this morning and found out that I am still waterproof.
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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I can be anything you don't want me to be.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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For more information see back. For more information see front.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Eat until you're tired. Sleep until you're hungry.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Earth. It's where I do most of my business.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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I love Earth so much that I come back here every summer.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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Earth is like my home away from home.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I am made of 100% organic material.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Analogies come easily to me like... anyway they come easily.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Yeah, I poop!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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What happens in the bathroom, stays in the bathroom.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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As life unfolds before me, I work to iron out the wrinkles.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Soul for sale. Lease option available.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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On the subject of me, I am an expert.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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...98, 99, 100! Ready or not here I come.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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No matter how hard the times, this shirt is staying on my back!
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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If I told you I was a secret agent then it wouldn't be a secret.
of 29 votes, 52% like it
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Since I'm a secret agent I can't tell you what I do for a living.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Half empty or half full? My concern is who drank before me.
of 43 votes, 40% like it
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I'm more of a glass half spilled kind of person.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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I'm in! What are we doing?
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Reality shows killed the video stars!
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
100% waterproof
(I try to test it daily)
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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100% Waterproof
(tested daily because I, you know, take showers)
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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After all of these years I am still waterproof.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Ahhhhhh! We're all gonna die (someday).
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Am I the only one who wants a rope ladder to the moon?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Analogies come as easily to me as...
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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As life unfolds before me I am ironing out the wrinkles.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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At times saying nothing can say so much (this time is not one)
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Cannibalism Day! A population reduction and celebration feast.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Cannibalism Day! A population reduction and celebration feast.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Daily special:
1 read of my shirt for a nickel or 2 for a dime.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Decision making is easy anytime... well most times... actually...
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Despite what the talking mouse in my pocket says, I'm not crazy!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Digestion under way. Details inside.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Do you know Tyson Hess?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Does anyone ever laugh so soft?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Earth is a great place!
I would love to buy a summer home here.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Economist are the weathermen of money.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Even famous people pick their nose, vomit and poop!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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For being a person, you're okay.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Give a crap. It will make someone's day... stinky.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Goodness. The less elusive relative of Nessie.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Hey you! What were you eating under there?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I am pretty sure I will be more decisive this year.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I am ready to get my dance on in any dance off.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I am so sick and tired of everyone complaining.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I defy social norms. (and resent people for calling me a freak)
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I have a PhD in me.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I love it here! My home planet is such a dump.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I love it here! The people on this planet are so nice.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I love this planet so much! So I visit twice each Earth year.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I promise not to flip out. The last time I landed on my head.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I quit my day job to become a vampire.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I quit my day job to pursue my dream of becoming a vampire.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I really really really really really dislike people who hate.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I remember the 90's like it wasn't yesterday.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I suggest you come over here & I will take you down. Personal
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I suggest you come over here & I will take you down. Personal
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I was born right here, on planet Earth.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'd like my revenge served cold with a side of fries and a drink.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'll give you 3 tries to guess my gender.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I'm pretty HOT! (during the summer)
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm ready to FIGHT for PEACE!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm so bad at geometry that my parallel universe ran into yours.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm trapped! The future is coming and I can't hide from my past.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I've got nothin'
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If its $19.95 plus s+h, I'll buy it.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If the price is right? Obviously that would be $19.95 (plus s&
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If there is one thing I know a lot about, it is the topic of me.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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If you only knew how much I know about stuff you don't know.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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In the event of an earthquake, please run in the other direction.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Is there a multiple choice version for the test of time?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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It's not me. It's my shirt that always wants to be on top.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Just because you can't spell does not mean you're not impotent.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Lightly used soul for sale. Lease options available.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Meet me at Starbucks. You know, the one by the Walgreen's.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Never say never. Unless you're always right.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Opposite day in mirror land is no different than any other day.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Phew! I finally finished reading the internet.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Please treat this first generation heirloom with care.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Please use proper grammer when your talking too me.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Pop? Cola? Soda? Which one is your favorite?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Rather than selling my soul I decided to lease it out.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Read my shirt and wonder why! (All this for just $19.95)
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Rebel without a cause, except to be a rebel without a cause.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Somersault everyday! Oh yeah, that's how I roll.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Space is limited, so in short, the secret to happiness is simply
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Stop looking at this shirt! I keep all of my secrets inside.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The drool stops here.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt was made for walking on my hands. [print upside-down]
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Tickling me will result in me accidentally punching you.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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Unless you're alway right, never say never.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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What would the babies be like if gravity and helium got married?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Which came first, the object or its shadow?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Why do I get the sense that you are looking at my shirt?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Would I be a secret agent if I couldn't keep a secret?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You can trust me as far as you can launch me in a catapult.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/620991/curtisE
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
corporate graphic and web designer looking for an outlet
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