verb your noun or i'll verb it for you
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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my computer's so old, the motherboard gave me splinters
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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my shirt says i'm human, but you never know
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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give me a second to reboot
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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You put a drop shadow on my heart :(
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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This is as much fun as poopin' outdoors.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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i'd rather you bring your own keyboard and mouse
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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keep your eyes on your own paper
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Nothing that a smack with a rolled up newspaper wouldn't cure.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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You're the perfect blend of stinky and hairy.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I don't hate you. I just wish you didn't exist.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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There's little floaty things in the bottom of my cup...
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Would you hold my package while I go to the bathroom?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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It's time for a new career.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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The little men who live in the trees threw rust on my couch.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Isn't there any way to simplify this?
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I did do it. You just weren't looking.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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sorry, that's out of stock
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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pardon me while i stare out the window
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I saw your report card and I'm not happy.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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i thought i told you to stay in the back yard
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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please wait while i switch personalities...
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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i can pay you in quarters
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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go light the candles, i'll put on some music
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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go like this
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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it's coming from over here
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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it's too bright in here
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I see you like to shop at yard sales.
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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Amish robots don't believe in technology
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Instead of just being happy, she decided to be a stupid b*tch.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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David Bowie looked in my general direction
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Who is Wyan Wherenhow?
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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What do you think this is...a bouncing farm boy trampoline show?!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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ahhh...the joys of depression
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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