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The Have aka Michael Reis is a 25.74 year old boy, has been a member since October 16, 2004, has scored 2724 submissions, giving an average score of 0.65.
would you hit this? []Yes []No []Maybe
of 32 votes, 25% like it
spider fighter
of 32 votes, 9% like it
we made it this far
of 32 votes, 13% like it
THE LEADER
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Not naked.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
O loke to ote opples ond banonos.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I'm your buddy.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Kick the habit.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Let's you and me go steady.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Homies eat my crops, so I use homicide.
of 272 votes, 19% like it
I (club) Baby Seals
of 365 votes, 16% like it
* please see reverse
of 277 votes, 19% like it
Physicists do it based on complex rules
of 191 votes, 18% like it
teachers do it with your kids
of 233 votes, 12% like it
Philosophize with me.
of 259 votes, 18% like it
Huffing is for fat kids.
of 319 votes, 22% like it
Savagely ravage me.
of 247 votes, 14% like it
I cap fools with kindness bullets
of 278 votes, 22% like it
maybe i'm gay
of 320 votes, 19% like it
everybody masturbates
of 308 votes, 19% like it
My other shirt is a wife beater.
of 452 votes, 18% like it
I'm A Cunning Linguist.
of 363 votes, 22% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
*blang*
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Ask me about my beefy man-muscles
of 361 votes, 16% like it
Ask me about my enourmous erection!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Ask me about my Mormonism.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Call me: ( )___-_____.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Challah, challah, it's murdah.
of 90 votes, 10% like it
Comely lass.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
dapper fellow.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
Don't look at me.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Drugs are for dummies.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Emo is a popular topic.
of 295 votes, 13% like it
Etheopians do it til theyre emaciated.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
everybody masturbates... at MY parties.
of 254 votes, 13% like it
Get married.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
God is way good.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
God loves atheists, too.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I abuse myself
of 22 votes, 9% like it
I am a smart.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
I am a smart. You are a dumb.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I belong to The Junior Anti-Sex League!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I found this shirt in the street.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
I glue my posters up.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I Have Decent Morals
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I have religion.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
I try to be healthy.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
I'm a quick shag.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'm not afraid.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'm with FRIEND ->
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'm with stupid. (arrow straight down)
of 22 votes, 5% like it
James Bond was a chode.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
life is a hottie.
of 140 votes, 10% like it
Man Vs. Nature
of 22 votes, 5% like it
My caulk is in your crack...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
My genitalia are protuborant.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
My God bulges mightily with muscles.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
My other penis is a vagina.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
My other penis is a vagina.
of 6 votes, 50% like it
My other penis is a vagina.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
No sex for me, thanks.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
No shoes.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Party at your butt; Be there.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Physics is way good.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
pretty and free
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Psychologists do it til they know you.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
racism is awkwardly humorous.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
Semitic Roots are curly.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
shirts is the new skins
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Stone apples are hard core.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Straight? Gay?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
The Sex.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
The sex.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
the snack
of 22 votes, 9% like it
The ultimate hero.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
tomorrow is a premature ejaculator
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Too many don'ts
of 25 votes, 8% like it
White guys get no brakes.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Will mate for life.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Your parents are ugly.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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