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againstbound aka hector mansilla is a 24.17 year old boy, has been a member since November 12, 2007, has scored 20327 submissions, giving an average score of 1.32.

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Apr 30 '08 by againstbound

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Watch this

Am I God?

About an hour ago i was standing in line in KFC, with my long hair a bit below my shoulders and my semi-grown 3 week beard, and this little girl (about 3 I think) points at me and asks her mom "Mommy, is that god?"

It was kinda weird but nice at the same time, not sure why

tracerbullet on Apr 30 '08 at 11:14pm

you're lucky. children naturally assume you're god.

i, on the other hand, have to instill fear into their black little hearts to make them believe i'm god.

spacesick 2 on Apr 30 '08 at 11:15pm

ahaha

that's kinda like when I was at the store a few weeks ago picking some things up for a party and this little girl pulled on her mom's jacket, pointed to me and said "that man has a lot of beer. like a REALLY lot of beer." and everyone in the aisle turned to look at me. except yours was better.

littlem on Apr 30 '08 at 11:18pm

heheh! maybe jeebus from south park!

boysbeambitious on Apr 30 '08 at 11:18pm

Haha, that is strange cool.

sp0m on Apr 30 '08 at 11:25pm

you can be god-like

sp0m on Apr 30 '08 at 11:26pm

ignore this comment (test):

~~good~~

andyg on Apr 30 '08 at 11:28pm

God standing in line at KFC is a pretty awesome visual. You'd think they'd let the creeator of the universe go straight to the front.

againstbound on Apr 30 '08 at 11:29pm

Maybe i would too tracer

At least you got all that beer to make you feel better space

No way littlem, that guy doesn't play guitar

Indeed Pris =O

Damn right spom!

againstbound on Apr 30 '08 at 11:29pm

Or maybe he's so nice he lets everyone go before him

againstbound on Apr 30 '08 at 11:31pm

Actually since I've had my hair long i get the "You look like Jesus" comment every now and then (much more often when I have a month+ beard) But I've never had a kid to believe i was the real deal

littlem on Apr 30 '08 at 11:31pm

you know what those religious folk say, "god is in all of us"

andyg on Apr 30 '08 at 11:35pm

You should totally tell people you're God when you go to places like that. Free KFC. Free movie tickets. You name it.

HW. on Apr 30 '08 at 11:35pm

and Hector parted the gravy...

againstbound on Apr 30 '08 at 11:42pm

I like to think i have a little Thor in me littlem =O

I pulled that off for like a month andy, butit all came down when i was at this fancy dinner party and i couldn't turn water into wine, nobody appreciates the fact i can turn it into Dr Pepper

Vikinglady know my name! hi vikinglady

HW. on Apr 30 '08 at 11:52pm

thats something I'd like to see. Someone parting an ocean of gravy while the solo from Alexander the Great is playing in the background.

againstbound on May 01 '08 at 12:15am

Just change the gravy for coke and you described my everyday fantasy

againstbound on May 01 '08 at 1:45pm

deny me and be doomed

V1ctorya on May 01 '08 at 1:50pm

JEsus in line at a KFC, perfect.

Now I want KFC, damn this blog to heaven!

againstbound on May 01 '08 at 4:22pm

I want KFC too! I could eat it everyday

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 01 '08 at 4:27pm

How can it be Kentucky Fried Chicken in Mexico?

This is a blog full of fallasies and lies!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 01 '08 at 4:27pm

Fallacies, rather.

Damn it.

againstbound on May 01 '08 at 4:28pm

Well is kind of a mailorder thing, you stand in line, order, wait there and you get your chicken in 4-6 weeks

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 01 '08 at 4:31pm

I went to Kentucky once. But I didn't have any chicken. Or bluegrass. Or incest. Disappointing, really.

gotMOXY on May 01 '08 at 4:31pm

"that man has a lot of beer. like a REALLY lot of beer."
This made me LOL so hard!

My random kid story: I was walking my friend's dachshund and obviously they have naturally stumpy legs. This little girl looked at the dog and ran over to her mom and said, "Mommy! Look! Someone cut half that dog's legs off!"

againstbound on May 01 '08 at 4:38pm

A friend of mine that had a huge afro once got just pointed and laughed at by 2 kids

That's not a nice kid story

V1ctorya on May 01 '08 at 6:08pm

I'm cheap and tend to get things from the dollar store. When I needed a backpack, they had a power puff girl's one. So I'm walking down the streets of NYC when a little girl sees it.

"Nice backpack! do you have kids?"
"No"
(thinks a bit) you don't have a little girl? That's not her bag?
"No"
(thinks a bit) Do you work with kids?
"No"
(thinks a bit) "then why do you have that bag?"

I loved her confusion most of all.

Puma7 on May 01 '08 at 6:11pm

wow that's awesome, don't get a haircut then

5napple on May 01 '08 at 6:12pm

what did the mom say?

Pathan Nagel on May 01 '08 at 6:12pm

hmmmm...god is a mexican?

againstbound on May 01 '08 at 6:14pm

=)

Few years ago i went with my class to a schooltrip (or whatever it's called) and went to a couple of museums and then a planetarium with in some area instead of stairs had a ramp (with carpet all over) And i dared a friend to roll all the way down, and as we did a couple of kids started foloowing our lead

And they say college guys set a bad example

Malcolm Man on May 01 '08 at 6:14pm

I don't believe in God, but if I did; you'd be him.

shirtflirt on May 01 '08 at 6:15pm

why not malcolm?

againstbound on May 01 '08 at 6:16pm

Puma-i won't!

Snapple-She just laughed and told her "No sweetie, it's a boy"

Pathan-You didnt know?

againstbound on May 01 '08 at 6:17pm

I've been an atheist for almost 14 years malcolm, that makes the Jesus/God comments even more enjoyable, for some reason

Pathan Nagel on May 01 '08 at 6:19pm

the church has lied!

V1ctorya on May 01 '08 at 6:22pm

Oh AB, that's the most fun, when you do something you aren't supposed to (like riding the luggage carousel at the airport) a little kid sees you, does it, then gets in trouble with their parents. You totally know in 15 years they'll be doing it again, and getting other little kids in trouble.

againstbound on May 01 '08 at 6:24pm

Yeah! I used to do things like that every now and then, i should start again

V1ctorya on May 01 '08 at 6:26pm

Do eeeeet! Slide down escalators or run up the down, threaten local governments, step on ketchup packets on the street, stop suddenly on the street, all those little things kids watch and emulate.

againstbound on May 01 '08 at 6:29pm

There's only one store with an escalator in here, and i never go there, but once a friend and me were around we spent like 10 minutes going up and down and people were just staring at us like "What the fuck is up with these guys?" we were age 20 at that time i think

Oh my nostalgia is striking me, i should do something like that this weekend

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