There's not much to me. I drive a white minivan named Copernicus, I'm allergic to everything and I drink milk even though I'm lactose intolerant. I am nine times pierced and I am in love with my job. Orion is my favorite constellation, and I have a mole on my right knee that doubles as a portal opener to an alternate dimension. I like the sound of rainy cities at night, I have a rather large crush on Robin Hood, and I often wear cutlery around my wrist. I play tenor sax in a local ska band and I'm a pescetarian. I will not tolerate being forced to believe in something. If you wish to know more about me, please contact your supervisor or phone this number. Questions, comments and concerns can be shoved up your nose.