hi guys.

$10 Tees x 10 = $100*20% off/10 = $8 Tees!

It's math people.

Damn, do I really need to spend another $80+shipping?

not really, but I might.

I can't Draw



And remember, if it don't zip, I don't give a flip

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Pocket litter. We all have it (except for people that wear skin tight no-no-hugging-jeans). What do you keep in your pockets at all times?

Me:
Wallet
Burt's Bees

So a few months ago I pondered creating some kind of dumb arse contest with the Threadudez to see who could go the longest without a haircut.

I didn't do it
1)cause I thought it would make me look like a silly billy
and 2) I didn't think I could hold out.

now I haven't had a haircut since June 17. My ears are almost completely hidden when I brush it down. Don't have updated pics, but will soon.

*Point of reference, my oldest product pic was taken shortly after my last haircut.


July 4


December 2


December 3

Please feel free to use this as a blog for 110% self promotion. If you want it seen, if you want it known, if you want it voted, spam the heck out of it RIGHT HERE AND NOW! No holds barred!





Non-Threadless Links of Self Promotion Importance:
bortwein's website
A Sale promoted by bortwin
gumbolimbo's Push your Luck postcard series
freshalex's website

The question, buy now or wait to see if a better deal comes along..............................$9 tees???

OK OK, I love football - I LOOOOVE Football

But I love the Spurs more than I love my own mother.

So, from now until the Spurs win the title next summer, this is my NBA blog.

and it was amazing.

Do you love chocolate chip cookies? Personally my favorite cookies are macadamia nut.

Here goes nothing!

10/15/09 - I don't quit, I just pause for a really long time.
10/16/09 - I can do 0 to 60 in 59 seconds, but you'll need to wait a minute.
10/17/09 - When I jumped the shark it bit off my nuclear powered bionic leg
10/18/09 - Eggplant - what hideous creature laid it and when will it hatch?
10/19/09 - I only kiss frogs, royalty creeps me out
10/20/09 - I went to summer camp and all I got was a stalker and a rash
10/21/09 - Grammar school gave me an appreciation for sugary crackers
10/22/09 - realistic jokes aren't funny, they're practical
10/23/09 - I saw a platypus today. Mother nature has some explaining to do
10/24/09 - There's a reason morning and mourning rhyme
10/25/09 - I like my chocolate like my dreams, dark and nutty
10/26/09 - I'd quit my job but I'm sure I would hate the next one more
10/27/09 - When you eat too much PI age becomes a finite number
10/28/09 - No trespassing. Unless you're bringing me presents.
10/29/09 - Waiting rooms are more fun when there are toys to play with
10/30/09 - My confused car gets 30mpg at 90kph.
10/31/09 - If we're talking before 8am your life is at risk.
11/01/09 - Even the Devil thought Georgia was too damn hot.
11/02/09 - I'd call into work sick but I hate lying to people I distrust.
11/03/09 - There's a lesson to be learned here. I can't wait to ignore it.
11/04/09 - You call it militant, I call it cheerful disregard for authority
11/05/09 - Stretchy Pants and Ice Cream, that's true happiness
11/06/09 - You don't have to agree with me and I don't have to not kill you.
11/07/09 - I work so hard at slacking off I think someone should pay me
11/08/09 - Don't speak again until you agree with everything I have to say
11/09/09 - I'm not angry, but my eyebrows are.
11/10/09 - The edge of reality is my starting line
11/11/09 - The Escalator to Heaven is Closed. Please use stairs.
11/12/09 - It's a monkey cage, what's the worst that could happen?
11/13/09 - There's something to be said for me surviving this long
11/14/09 - My habits are far to fragile to be dropped
11/15/09 - Humidity is my stylist.
11/16/09 - The problem with an ellipsis is that it always.....your story
11/17/09 - I used to be a super hero, but villainy offered better dental
11/18/09 - A watched pot never boils over
11/19/09 - All I want for Christmas is a sense of humor
11/20/09 - If you jump the shark it's better to never land
11/21/09 - Charming, handsome, sophisticated, yeah, and flying unicorns
11/22/09 - The early bird drinks too much tequila
11/23/09 - Talking walnuts are terrible in a lineup
I volunteer in lineups for the exposure
11/24/09 - My other car is a bike and my other bike is mom's station wagon
My other car is a bike and my other bike is a red wagon
11/25/09 - All my toys want is action. That Figures.
11/26/09 - I keep my coolest costumes in the panic room
11/27/09 - to be mediocre, you just need to be EXTRAordinary
11/28/09 - I'm not frowning, I'm smiling at my feet
11/29/09 - If these walls could sing they would be flat
If knives could sing they would be quite sharp
11/30/09 - When in doubt spit it out or swallow and hope no one was looking
Swear words make promises more believable
12/1/09 - Let's make soup! ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
And God said let there be rainbows and everything was FABULOUS!
12/2/09 - We are all habits of creatures
12/3/09 - If I had a million dollars I would be better looking and taller
12/4/09 - You say dirty, I prefer rustic and antiqued
12/5/09 - Words are more fun on a Neon Sign (*printed in neon*)
12/6/09 - Playground Rule #1 don't eat from the sand box when cats are near
12/7/09 - You have to be this tall, this cute and standing here to be me
12/8/09 - Forgive me for being so damn ugly. I blame nature.
12/9/09 - If you're not smiling, you're doing it wrong
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link to my other slogans