And God said let there be rainbows and everything was FABULOUS!
of 30 votes, 57% like it
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I used to be a super hero, but villainy offered better dental
of 52 votes, 58% like it
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I'm not angry, but my eyebrows are.
of 47 votes, 53% like it
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No trespassing. Unless you're bringing me presents.
of 51 votes, 78% like it
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My other head is severed
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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My involvement in this situation is purely observational
of 78 votes, 72% like it
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When you live in Mom's basement, success is relative.
of 83 votes, 65% like it
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You call it a tree house I call it the birthplace of an empire
of 82 votes, 67% like it
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I don't make the rules, I just bend them to fit my needs.
of 95 votes, 77% like it
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Life would be easier if it was multiple choice
of 87 votes, 80% like it
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I carry a puppy at all times for protection.
of 67 votes, 69% like it
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Cupid should be locked up for assault with a lovely weapon
of 65 votes, 58% like it
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I hope my life proves to be a historical inaccuracy
of 60 votes, 70% like it
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Complex numbers are just misunderstood
of 76 votes, 63% like it
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The future called and said we're behind schedule
of 142 votes, 85% like it
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Life is more exciting when you're a damsel in distress
of 92 votes, 55% like it
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How exactly does nowhere have a middle?
of 104 votes, 63% like it
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Lunch and Dinner are lame. I eat breakfast three times a day
of 97 votes, 59% like it
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Middle School Tip #5: Bullies Dissolve in Battery Acid
of 87 votes, 49% like it
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Boy Meets Girl, Boy Loves Girl, Boy Loses Girl, Girls are Evil
of 101 votes, 57% like it
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Dear Santa: bring me socks again and a reindeer dies
of 100 votes, 61% like it
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The world may be apathetic, but does anyone really care?
of 99 votes, 59% like it
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I'll fight for the dolphins, but the whales are on their own
of 100 votes, 59% like it
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Give me a good reason and I'll give you a better excuse
of 113 votes, 73% like it
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You can steal my thunder, but keep your hands off my lightning
of 128 votes, 70% like it
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I'm much better looking in person
of 91 votes, 54% like it
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while you weren't listening I was explaining the meaning of life
of 90 votes, 60% like it
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I'll save the whales, but the dolphins are on their own
of 82 votes, 55% like it
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