I drink your milkshake!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Endangered Species Here
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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No lemon, please.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Fresh ground pepper?
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Argg
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Skulls are overrated.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I squeek.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Find the rhythme.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Mmm sweet tea.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I've backpacked Europe.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Today is a day that something happened earlier in history.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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My place is The Place.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Classified Indie.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Semi-indie hipster.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Ask me what I did last night.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I save kittens from trees.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I dream every night.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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What's your paper weight?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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You need to take a shower...
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I only date older women.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I only date older guys.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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No apple bottom here.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Not I said the chicken.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Party at my place.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I know Photoshop.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Let's form shapes out of clouds.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Admire this.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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The world isn't flat?
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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My shoes match my outfit.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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There is a cat on the ceiling.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt makes me look skinny.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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My pet squirrel types for me.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I don't settle.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I spy....
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Free critical advice here
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt hides my gut.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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My birthday is today.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I have good aim.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I step on acorns.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I skip breakfast.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Gimme candy.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I own sheep.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I love thrift stores.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I sing on command.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I know the gingerbread man.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I have a high pain tolerance.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Waaaa PSHH!
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Let us feast.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Hug me for good luck.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt goes with anything.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Get outta meh face!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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300 dpi or bust.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a Fraggle Rock fan.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I only eat movie popcorn.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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You should take the stairs.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Commercials are overrated.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Can you be any louder?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Awkwaaaaaaard
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Tonight's the night!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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iski
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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You talk to much.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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My middle name is Bernard.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I like to argue.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I vote Nikon.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Where you stay?
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I know people.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I love llamas.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Bread and buttah?
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I head butt.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I hate politics.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Your pants are too tight.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Don't sneeze around me.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Crumpets anyone?
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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ipaint
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I speak aussie.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Alms for the poor?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I know a mermaid.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I vote independent.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I vote independent because I have a brain.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Let's get sushi.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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kitty kitty meow meow
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Wanna Wii?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I don't keep up with celebrities.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I love Regina Spektor.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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In my other life, I am a ferret.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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