Hath No Fury
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Dontcha Wanta? Fanta!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Do You Bite Your Thumb At ME?!?!
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Men Don't Make Passes At Girls That Wear Glasses
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I Declare This Commando Day, Take Em Off
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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That Rocks My Socks!
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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You Would Look Better In The Dark
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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When My Eyes Are Closed I am Imagining Someone Else
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Everyone Looks Better In The Dark
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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You Were Prettier Last Night
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Evil - It Is Just More Fun
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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You? Me? How Bout It?
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Get Thee To A Nunnery
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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I will just talk louder and Louder and LOUDER
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Don't Listen To Them Listen To ME!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Did I Say That Outloud?
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I Didn't Call You A Loser My Shirt Did
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Breathe In, Breathe Out, Repeat
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Blink, Repeat As Necessary
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I want my blankie
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Binky
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Poutine = Heart Attack On A Plate MMMM
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I'm All Knowing And All Seeing But Don't Ask
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Ketchup and Liquor
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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It's Ok, I'm From Away
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Skipity Boo
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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From Away
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Duct Tape Forever!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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All You Need Is Duct Tape and WD-40
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Say Eh?
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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In All Fairness Fat People Use More Soap
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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BUY MORE STUFF!
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Don't Don't Don't
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Underwear Goes Under Your Wear
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Nice Kid Not To Bright
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Math Causes Cancer
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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BACK OFF GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I Wanted To Be She-Ra
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Women Have Been Controlling Men Since Eve Said To Adam "Eat
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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God Is Mad, and I Don't Know What I Did To Tick HER Off
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Empress of the Universe
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Hear the sarcasm
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Its all a dream, Its all a dream
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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EMPRESS
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Anyone For Tennis?
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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You Bore Me, Quit Being So Boring!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Nerdling
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Catch U Next Tuesday
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Not A Nice Person Ya Know
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Quick look behind you so I can make a get away
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Awww, muffin
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Just Don't Screw It Up
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Its Hunting Season and I'm Fair Game
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I'm Not In Love With Him, I'm In Lust
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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A Shy Boy Will Turn Into An Octopus If You Turn Out The Light
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Flip, Slip, Tibble Dee, Dip
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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You're A Butterface
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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This Just In: Barbie and Ken Divorce
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Wozzle From The Boozle
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I'm Picking Up What You're Laying Down
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I'm hip to your jive
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Cheese It! Its The Heat!
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Oh Tiddley Winks
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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You put the em-PHA-sis on the wrong sy-LA-bol
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Teach me oh wise one
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Everyone Loves a Diddler
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Women. We make me sick.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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SAVE THE F*CKING PLANET!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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This Is Me Walking Away
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Saying Shut Up Does Not Mean Talk More Or Talk Louder
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I can't believe you don't shut up
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Gold Digger In Training
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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WANTED: Old Man, Thick Wallet, Bad Cough
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Not Born Yesterday
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Who? Me?
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Twiddle Dum
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Twiddle Dee
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Holy Merciful Crap!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Follow That Guy, He Looks Like He Knows Where He's Going
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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No Poking!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Kiss MyFat (enter skin color here) Butt!
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Kiss My Fat Butt
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Whirr Grr Thank You Sir
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Wham Bam Thank You Maam
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Shake Your Sillys Out
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I Had My Last BF Committed, Go Ahead and Try Me
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I would.... But I don't like you
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Shut Your Word Hole
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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4 out of 5 of your Ex's agree I'm better
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a young f**king professional!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Shut up, I'm FABULOUS
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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It is not a big @ss, it is a BOOTAY!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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*sigh* I wish I had cute kids
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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All Over It Like UGLY on a Moose's BUTT!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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You were good looking until I saw your face!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I Didn't Fall Off The Turnip Truck Yesterday
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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