Don't attack! I'm armed.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Show of hands: those with inextricable linkage to the world’s end
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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For all we know, philosophy is just the same old hooey.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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In ten years, it’ll happen to you too, kid.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Well, skinamarinkidoo to you too!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I stole the cookie jar cookie! And I don’t regret it either!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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shh, i'm sneaking.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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It’s only meaningless if you’re omnipotent.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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There aren't enough words to describe this
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I have 12Kb memory.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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If time flies by, why shouldn’t we measure in birds?
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Where’s the cheat for unlimited cash?
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Why can’t vegetables taste like things I like?
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Foreign languages are only fun if you’re in the know
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Healthy and yummy so rarely mix it makes me cry.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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The monters in my head trump the monsters under my bed.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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The Imperius Curse made me do it.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Every two seconds another one is lost to social networking sites
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Chopsticks master in training
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Missing evil twin. Description above.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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To your overpriced t-shirt with witty slogan I say: me neither.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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