2 wrongs don't make a right... but 3 lefts do.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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A baby seal walked into a club...
of 60 votes, 33% like it
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A bull in a china shop is better than a bee in your underwear.
of 47 votes, 43% like it
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After I score a touchdown I spike the controller.
of 51 votes, 51% like it
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at my last job I burnned some bridges... & I'm scared of trol
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Badminton: it will smack you in the shuttlecock.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Blogs: a way to entertain 5 of the 8 people who read it.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Blue Tooth: its like getting a platinum grill for your ear.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Books: Killing the rainforest one page at a time!
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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BTW just because you get louder doesn't make your argument better
of 47 votes, 40% like it
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Build a fire he’s warm 4 a night set him on fire he’s warm 4 life
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Cheese Balls: Tasty Snack, Terrible Nickname
of 63 votes, 44% like it
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Chocolate Rain over Vanilla Ice is a pretty good cocktail.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Death by Chocolate is the tastiest way to die
of 57 votes, 37% like it
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Deep Down, My Heart Is Organic.
of 47 votes, 38% like it
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Disk Golf: because real golf requires shoes and frowns on tie dye
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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Do Nutcrackers ever feel they could do more with their lives?
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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every 365 days there is a world wide revolution.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Good thing there is no embargo on a Cuban sandwich.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Gum is really just a treadmill for your jaw.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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Hansel and Gretel's parents suck!
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Hummus is tasty, Hamas is not!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I accidentally burned a bridge at my last job, Wooden Bridges INC
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I bet the first guy to hang glide was probably suicidal
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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I can play any song in EXPERT MODE on my air guitar.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I DONATE BLOOD…to mosquitoes
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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I got laughed at as I tried to buy property on Boardwalk for $500
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I have an allergic reaction to Spelling Bees.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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I know the meaning of life, but I pinky swore I’d never tell.
of 47 votes, 36% like it
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I like my smurfs like I like my cheese... Bleu... and in chunks
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I like my women like I like my jokes, practical with a good laugh
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I love the Dallas Cowboys… because I am a bail bondsman.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I pick my bracket by the toughness of their mascot.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I Speech Good, It’s Writing Wheres My Problems Is
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I take HGH to get better at Paper Football
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I tell my secrets to girraffes, because they don't tell anyone.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I wear my “J.esus I.s H.oly A.nd D.ivine” bracelet.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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If that warm fuzzy feeling continues, you should get tested.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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If you start to see your carbon footprint you need new shoes
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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If “ifs” and “buts” were candy and nuts…if! if! if! if! if! if!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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In Sports: The Biggest Mouth Usually Has The Cleanest Uniform
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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In X-TREAM paper football the goal post go in front of your face
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Ironically 4 out of 5 serial killers prefer waffles for breakfast
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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Just because you get louder doesn't make your argument better.
of 45 votes, 42% like it
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Labeling things "INDIE" is a nice way to say It Sucks!
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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Lets play totalitarianism, and I'll be the dictator
of 59 votes, 41% like it
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Long Story Short... THE END
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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More people would play badminton if they renamed the shuttlecock
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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NASCAR: Giving every kid with a mullet a hero to look up to.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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Night and Day were sparked by a world wide Revolution.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Real Lava will just melt the lamp... and the table and floor.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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seekers get all the snitches
of 48 votes, 33% like it
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Snow Cones are a much better idea than Lava Cubes
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Soccer is like Cuba, hated in the US but loved by everyone else.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
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stop drop and roll doesn't work if you're on fire because of lava
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Super Glue must be made of unicorns
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Sure, tofu taste like meat.
(bad gummy meat)
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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The Big Bad Wolf Had Great Lung Capacity.
of 53 votes, 42% like it
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The last time I got to third base was little league.
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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The Pirate Movie was rated "Arrr" for too much booty
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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The Police don’t like to hear “Officer I was training for NASCAR”
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Tofu: The biggest poser in the in the edible world.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Volcano’s are just earths little pimples
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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When we colonize other planets I bet rent is cheaper on Pluto
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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When we colonize other planets proctologist will live on Uranus
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Where are we going, and why are we in a handbasket?
of 49 votes, 33% like it
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Why is the Grapefruit the only fruit that gets its own spoon?
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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WNBA: an alternative to watching good basketball
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Would blacking out from sniffing white-out be ironic?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Your hair looks as cool as my jean shorts and fanny pack.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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