Hospitals need Ctrl Alt Delete for patients who stop responding
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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My car has Ctrl, Alt, and Delete keys for when it crashes.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I used to think LMNOP was a single letter.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Shh...I killed Mr. Boddy.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Colonel Mustard killed WHO?!?
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I streak in the shower
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Your shirt doesn't make any more sense than mine does.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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My eyes are on my head.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Stop talking. You're ruining my life's soundtrack.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Knock before entering.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Thanks for fighting illiteracy.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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It's your imagination.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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10% Cotton 90% Flesh
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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If you can read this, then you're in my way.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Fragile Material
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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If only Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for real life situations.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
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Laserdiscs are way cooler than DVDs.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I'm wandering around aimlessly.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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My cool shirts are dirty.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I like pointless shirts more than the pointy ones.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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I like having words printed on my chest.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I don't like being read.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I hate when people stare at my chest.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Amateur Nudist
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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