"Suck a fuck!"

ekaj47 - excellent Clint quotes!

there is some white guy in the kingdom who is trying to decide something in a comitee or something and all of his lines are pointless. i forget what they are but it was really funny at the time. also it was 4 in the morning if that makes a difference

"Well, how do you measure yourself against other golfers?"
"By height."

"Wolfman's got nards!"

"You don't like raisins?"
"Not really."
"Why?"
"They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council."
"Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?"
"They scare me."
"Yeah me too"
"It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them."
"It's a shame about raisins."
"Cannibals."
"Yeah. Do you like avocados?"
"They're a fruit you know."
"Ruthie, do you got any avocados?"

"Woo-Wee, you caught me in my birthday suit! Buck naked!"

"Son, you got a panty on your head"

"Oh look, an indoor outhouse."

somewhat corny ones

"She's every girl that has broken my heart together in one"
The Science of Sleep

"You are what you love, not what loves you"
Adaptation

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world i feel like I can take it, and my heart is going to cave in"
American Beauty

"You could never be a vegetable. Even artichokes have hearts."

"Oh look, Heather left behind one of her Swatches. Here Veronica, she'd want you to have it. She always said you couldn't accessorize for sh*t."

"This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama."

"My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room..."

"I think I am gonna try out for a scholarship"
"I think your dad and my dad should get together and go bowling" Judd Nelson -The Breakfast Club

"My God, Bela, how do you do that?"
"You must be double-jointed...and you must be Hungarian."

"the entire movie"
--The Breakfast Club

"...but...I don't know how to make goulash."

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, no, I'm just a transvestite.

Bunny Breckinridge: What about glitter? When I was a headliner in Paris, audiences always liked it when I sparkled.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No!
Bunny Breckinridge: Cat's Eyes.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No!
Bunny Breckinridge: Well, I'm going to need some antennae.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No! You're the ruler of the galaxy! Show a little taste!

Bela Lugosi: Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: What happened?
Bela Lugosi: How dare that asshole bring up Karloff? You think it takes talent to do Frankenstein? It's all makeup and grunting.
[Mocks Frankenstein]
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Bela, I agree with you 100%. Now, "Dracula," that's a role that requires talent.
Bela Lugosi: Of course. Dracula requires presence. It's all in the eyes, and the voice, and the hands...
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: [interrupting] That's right. That's right. You seem a little agitated. You wanna to go outside and get some air?
Bela Lugosi: Bullshit! I'm ready now! Roll the camera!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw...Do I look like Mother Theresa?

^ not really my favorite, just funny.

What we have here is a failure to communicate

--Cool Hand Luke

Ed Wood is a great movie

The Fifth Element

Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

"But why is the rum gone?"

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's brother's boyfriend heard from this guy that know this kids that saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night! I guess it's pretty serious...

And yes, seconded on the Ed Wood movie being amazing.

Also,

You are all a bunch of bastard people! I think i'm gonna just go home and bite my pillow!

Cloverfield

Hud: Do you guys remember a couple of years ago when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?
Rob: Jesus, Hud! Maybe not the best time for this conversation down here!
Hud: Right.
[awkward silent pause]
Hud: I just can't stop thinking how scary it'd be if a flaming homeless guy came running...
Rob, Lily, Marlena: HUD!
Hud: I'm just saying. Sorry.

SEE YOU AT DA PARTY RICHTER

"I swear if you did something that wasn't at least half-selfish i'd die of shock."
"Oh, that'd be enough for me..."

"Are you telling me you argued your way up from a C+ to an A-?"
"Based purely on my powers of persuasion. You impressed?"
"Honey, I couldn't be more proud of you than if these were based on actual grades."

"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

cliché but good.

boysbe, that part in the movie TOTALLY reminded me of Vern from Stand By My.

"You know if that kid's all deformed I might have nightmares."
"Let's go Vern."
"You know all blood and puss and shit and..."
"SHUT UP VERN GODAMMIT!"
"i can't help it."

Dont remember the exact wording butit's something like this

"It could be worse, a woman could have cut off your penis in toss it out of a moving car"

Fight Club, so many good ones in there

Anything from 'O Brother where art thou'

Pete: You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!
Everett: Who was fixin' to betray us.
Pete: You didn't know that at the time.
Everett: So I borrowed it until I did know.
Pete: That don't make no sense!
Everett: Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

-Get out of my house!
-Say fuck
-Fuck!
-Mom, get the fuck out of my house
-Get the fuck out of my house!

Panic room

Ugh, panic room aka the beginning of the david fincher downfall. lol.

It's like trying to find a needle in a fuckstack. (Slither)

Look at that fucking bone. (No Country for Old Men)

Donatello: It's quiet.

Leonardo: Yeah. A little too quiet.

Donatello: Look! It's Raph.

Michelangelo: Yeah. A little too Raph.

for you brad i've got 5 - Lester Burnham - American Beauty

or

no thanks Turkish i'm already sweet enough - brick top - snatch
or

you said it man, no body fucks with the jesus - the jesus - the big lebowski

or

just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character -Winston Wolf pulp fiction

or many many more!!!

like no body puts babe in the corner...

this is Ghostrider requesting a flyby. That’s a negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full


oh shit millions

FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 03 '08 at 3:41pm says

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo!
Who do?
You do!
Do What?
Remind me of the babe.

-Labyrinth
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This is seriously exactly what I was going to post. That part is made of awesome.

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

hahaha Supposedly! did you check out my slogan based off of Labyrinth and David's Bowie?

just watched this movie last night!

Oscar: "It took me twenty minutes to figure out that 'F. U.' meant 'Felix Unger'!"