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etchings13
aka Justin Hind is a 25.5 year old boy, has been a member since October 31, 2007, has scored 93 submissions, giving an average score of 2.83, helping 0 designs get printed.
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Greatful I am not stupid.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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The creator of Mad Libs lived to be seventy-poop years old.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I lost my mood ring, and I don't know how I feel about that.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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May the best me win.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Spelling Expirt
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Pandora didn't think outside the box.
of 36 votes, 42% like it
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I am so ecstatic but nothing's sticking to me.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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You just read this sentence.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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When I was a kid, the dead sea was just sick.
of 36 votes, 42% like it
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I am sick, so I'm listening to The Cure.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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My cliches are so original.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Don't take wishes for granted.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Cyclops is not good looking.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Gravity makes me throw up.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My bank has trust issues.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Today's Headline.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Timing is everything, rhyming is schmeverything.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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Back from the past. Married Audrey Hepburn. No big deal.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Why are violets blue?
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Last name Ever. First name Greatest.
of 12 votes, 58% like it
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Ahem eye ass ass eye ass ass eye pee pee eye
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Don't Mess With Texts
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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We'll never forget you, Brent Farve.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Simply unpack your tall, lugubrious adjectives.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Hoof Hearted? Ice Melted.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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My superpower is the U.S.A.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Diamonds and dogs make the best friends.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Beavers just don't give a dam.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Practice makes Nobody (Nobody is Perfect)
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Humpty Dumpty jumped.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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If two snowflakes try, they may find something in common.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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My modesty is what makes me so great.
of 18 votes, 61% like it
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Yarnballs are for pussies.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I've never killed time, but I have gotten wasted with it.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I'm not a thief - I'm just a very enthusiastic panhandler.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Insert your own "Insert your own joke here" here
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I've dropped, yet somehow I am still shopping.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Leave nothing but footprints, take nothing but pictures.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Superheroes are like onions. . . they have lairs.
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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I thought this day would come. . . and I was right.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Your wish to annoy me is no match for my desire to be left alone.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Drinking tea is not my cup of tea.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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He huffed and he puffed and he blew up the inflatable house.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Maximum Security Prison: Earth
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Jesus did not hang out with nice people like you.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Don't drink 'til you're old enough-don't do drugs 'til you're old
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Whatever floats your boat is probably water.
of 18 votes, 61% like it
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Abridgement: to make a long story short.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I'm packing humidity.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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desirabl is less than desirable.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I lose a part of me every time I go to the bathroom.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I'm sorry, but I don't apologize.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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I'm not the sharpest crayon in the shed.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I am my own walkman.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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All in favor of vision, say eye.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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The earth is bi-polar.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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In my spare time I like to waste time.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I had an MRI, and now I know I have claustrophobia.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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If heat rises, Heaven must be hotter than Hell.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I am addicted to placebos.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Apparently your trophy wife wasn't first place.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I don't define myself by my ability to travel between dimensions.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Movies are over-rated.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I like to write, but I don't like the paperwork.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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A little bird told me "peep peep"!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I bet you wish this was brail.
of 20 votes, 55% like it
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If I swallow something evil, stick your fingers down my throat.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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My psychic told me you would read this.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Timing, is. Every. . .thing
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Go Hug Yourself!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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There is no gift like the present.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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I feel much more like I do now than when I first got here.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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A midget fortune-teller prison escapee: a small medium at large
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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A lot of money is tainted - it taint yours and it taint mine.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Will work for winning lottery tickets.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I fell into an upholstery machine but I fully recovered.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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My fiancee had a wooden leg but I broke it off.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Definition of a will: a dead giveaway.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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When two egoists meet, it's an I for and I.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Condoms should be used in every conceivable situation.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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If it ain't broke, don't give it any money.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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When I come to a fork in the road, I pick it up.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Gravity is so down to earth.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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Don't bite the hand that feeds you, because it's probably yours.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I awoke from the dead but I don't feel rested.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I drink because it feels so good to sober up.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I bit the dust, and it made me sneeze.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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You are the needle of my eye.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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The last shall be first and the first shall be done with the race
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Greenland is to Iceland as Wonderland is to Neverland
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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My head is a no brainer.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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If I had a nickel for every time I used a cliche phrase...
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I was created when God divided by zero.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Who invented the invention?
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Guy who plays Luke,
I play your father.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Diarrhea is hereditary. In runs in your jeans.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not bald - my hair just went on vacation.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I didn't work my way up the food chain just to be a vegetarian.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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All we have to fear is spiders, snakes, heights, and fear itself.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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In addition, 1+1=2
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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To illustrate my point, I need a pencil.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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1+1=Blowin' in the Wind
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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60% Polyester, 40% Cotton Candy
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I use my right to bear arms for hugging.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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What kinda noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oister
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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In some ways, I like shortcuts.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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There is nothing wrong with me that reincarnation can't cure.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I am a closet claustrophobic.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Is it weird in here or is it just me?
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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What a nice night for an evening.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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If you can draw it, I can do it.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Proofread carefully. Did I any words out?
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I don't understand ambiguity.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I am a natural at evolution.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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My tongue ith thtuck on thith pole.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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In other words, I speak another language.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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Say hi to drugs.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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You have completely ruined X-ray vision for me.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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I am illegally blind.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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You are not invited to my birthday party.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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On the other hand, I'm ambidextrous.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
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My wish is my command.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I regret that I have but nine lives to give for this country.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I will do anything to be liked.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Coffee enhances my social phobias.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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If I were an animal, I'd eat vegetarians.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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Your fashionable hat intimidates me
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I make unwatchable films.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I hope you have your library card, 'cause you're checking me out.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Laughter (n.): When a smile has an orgasm.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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I may look harmless, but when I get you alone I will eat you.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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If you could see through me, you wouldn't be able to read this.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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The pilgrims believed in an ear for an ear.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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2B or not 2B: a grade of pencil.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I am the coolest dork you'll ever meet.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Let's Duet.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Now I know my @ß©'$
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I just spared you a really lame knock-knock joke.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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No, they're fake.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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One ghoti, Two ghoti, Red ghoti, Blue ghoti.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Gosh darn you to Heck!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I'm not old, I just have a long autobiography.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I wrote your autobiography.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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What is the square root of all evil?
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I was the valedictorian of my home-school.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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If you aren't laughing, I haven't gotten to the punchline yet.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I just spared you a horrible knock-knock joke.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I just wasted one of my three wishes on you.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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If you've seen this shirt before, stop stalking me.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I believe there is only one Gosh.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Your imaginary friends don't get along with my imaginary friends.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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How do I look on this person?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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You can be in the credits of my movie.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Changing Everyday
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Kiss us, we're schizophrenic.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Are you in good pants?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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My friend went to Threadless and all I got was this lousy shirt.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Made in Mommy.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Help! I'm stuck in a sweatshop!
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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If you can read this, turn around and keep running.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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The luck stops here.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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You're blocking my teleprompter
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I beta-tested your girlfriend.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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I still live with my parents. (kids shirt)
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Stupidity isn't a virus. . . but it sure is spreading like one!
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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If you can read this, my shirt is right-side-out.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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I'm just going through an awkward phase.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Under Construction. . .
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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I'm fragile. If you break it, you buy it.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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My shoes are untied.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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1010,1001,1000,111,110,101,100,11,10,1 . . . Binary Blast-off!
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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There are 10 types of people. 1 understands binary, 1 doesn't.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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Shhhh. . . Nobody else knows.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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I am this guy.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Light bulbs turn me on.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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We're all dying of age.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Oh. Hi.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Be a man. Use your crayon.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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We all live in a stupid yellow house.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Let cake eat them.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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I AM 21. Life starts at conception.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Who is Alex Trebek?
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Skit-so-franic? Ha! Not me. I am a very sane person(s).
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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It's my charm. It can't be learnt, it just is.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
#@&! Censorship!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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<-- Me Lucky Arms -->
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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"Oh" is God's nick-name.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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"Quotation"
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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**~~song lyrics about current emotions~~**
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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A man gets a mistress just to break the monogamy.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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A tree falls in the forest and nobody's there. Who gets the wood?
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Abstinence, Straight Edge, and Classical Music.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Afraid of widths.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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After all, the end comes.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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All my ex-icos live in Mexico
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Baseball Cards: Tools of the Trade
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Books: Read the movie.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Breakfast is my Anti-Morning
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Caution! Finger Crossing
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Change the world, not diapers.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Cheeeese.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Darwin was adopted.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Did the tortoise deserve to win or was it just a bad hare day?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Do do you you hear hear an an echo echo?
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Don't fire until you see the whites of my eyes.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Don't taze me, bro.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man pooped.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Either I'm dead, or your watch has stopped.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Even the king's horses couldn't put an egg back together.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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f = enouGH. i = wOmen. sh = loTIon. fish = GHOTI
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Give my regards to whoever does St. Peter's job in Hell.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Go jump in the lake.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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God gave us free willy.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Hello bees. You can't hurt me, I'm invincible.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Hello. My name is John Daker.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Hey, said the barn.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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History is a never-ending story.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Hold still so I can take down your measurements.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Home (plate) is where the start is.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I am your shadow.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I beat your mom at ten fingers.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I consider sex a misdemeanor. The more I miss, de meaner I get!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I could eat a knob at night.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I have a mistress to break the monogamy.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I have terrible gaydar.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I invented the hula hoop.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I learned more in kindergarten than you did.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I like your style, crazy town pup.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I lose a part of me every time I go to the bathroom.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I need CPR.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I saved the best for nice guys.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I triple-dog dare you.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I will hang you out to dry, just like I did to this shirt.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'll give you one chance to pronounce my name correctly.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'll say okey-dokey to cheese curds, booyah, and beer.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I'll walk next to the street so you don't get poop on you.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm so hungry I could eat a hoarse chicken.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I'm Stupid.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I've got what it takes to take what you've got.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I've liked that band since before they were famous.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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If I had no skin, this shirt would be much more necessary.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If I sense small talk, I will keep walking.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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If you are what you drive, then you are ME CRAZY!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If you are what you eat, I am sweet.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If you loved me you'd do it.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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If you\'re happy and you know it, shut up.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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In the hall? Yeah, sounds good. See ya.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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It's easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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lololololol
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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My broker made me go broke.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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My doctor told me not to work out until I'm in better shape.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My iPod holds 500 songs. . . or one phone message from my mother.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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My other car is a shirt.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My other shirt is suede.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My trump beats your trump.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Once upon a time, you had just started reading this shirt.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Only one company makes the game Monopoly.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Only you can prevent forests from packing heat.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Ooh la la, I can sing in French!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Please do not throw stones at this shirt.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Practice makes Nobody.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Prevent forests from packing heat.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Put Mario in your pipe and smoke it.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Rebel Without a Decent Tee Shirt.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Right wing, left wing - they taste the same to me.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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sacmbrled
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Safe.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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So far, all of my birthday wishes have come true.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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So I unpacked my tall, lugubrious adjectives.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Stay back if I smile, because this Pixie Dust might kick in.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Still searching for my Beanie Parents.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Stop submitting slogans in all caps.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Subliminal Messaging
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Superheroes are a lot like onions. . . they both have lairs.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Teamwork: there's no i in it.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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That space suit looks good on you.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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That was an incredible workout.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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The finger is the most popular bird.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The late worm catches another day.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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The meaning of life is ruining its niceness.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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There's no team in me.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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This fortune cookie reduces me to a mere mortal.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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This sentence is worth one one-hundredth of a picture.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This vacuum cleaner sucks.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Time is my second language.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Together we can change this diaper.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Trusty Dusty
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Try not to get stuck between my rock and my hard place.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Velcro saved my life.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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We'll never forget you, Brent Farve.
of 6 votes, 50% like it
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What did Jesus ever do for Santa Claus on his birthday?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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What I like most about myself is my modesty.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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When God gives you lemons, you eat them with a sour face.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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When I was a child, I got left behind.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Whenever I go to the moon, I put a spring in my step.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Whenever I think about the past, it brings back so many memories.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Why am see ay!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Will I marry you?
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Will you please give me an underduck?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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You can't miss the bear!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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You fascinate me. I could look at you for hours.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You have Van Gogh's ear for music.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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You too can have a body like mine.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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You're in my fav five.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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You're lucky I'm here to cure your hiccups.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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You're your own yore.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Your idea is a blacklight.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Your reflection is ugly.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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