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montez84
aka Ramon J Montez III is a 26.92 year old boy, has been a member since October 30, 2007, has scored 893 submissions, giving an average score of 1.37.
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Make kool-aid, not war.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Forget moderation, supersize me!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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No I used Roseart to draw this, Crayola was too expensive.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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(back of shirt) Caution below... Extremely Flamable
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I colored outside the lines when i was younger and look at me now
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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Yesterday I thought I was smarter, I think...?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Muse for hire.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Im a pre-paid friend and I dont come cheap.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Im 100% Buzzkill!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Why walk, when you can limp.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Chicks dig the limp
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Im only here for the snacks, dont mind me.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Glue tasted better when I was five.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Poker chips taste nothing like potato chips, trust me.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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When given lemons... why make lemonade, when you can make pie!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Being electrocuted is not the same as being shocked, one you die
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Im a lot funnier with liquid enhancing drinks.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Sorry, I dont speak chicken...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Can you read to me what my shirt says?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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(front)2+2=4 (back) DUH!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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My mom said to be nice to me or else...
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Disco is the new black.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Im the chicken that crossed the road.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I look it, but don't speak it.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a lot funnier in the dark
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Don't trust a polar bear with a yellow snow cone...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Everything should come with a happy ending...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Nakedness is not a crime.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Taking a shower should be rated R for Nudity.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Once upon a time...(front) The End(back)
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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In my dreams, you were a lot smarter
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Poker Chips Don't Taste Like Chips At All
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(front) I enjoy... (back) being spanked!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Bleep, Beep You! You Bleeping, Bleeper!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Buzzkill in training
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Don't Freeze Brain
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Dont ask me how Im doin, my face says it all.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Eating my vegtables made this way.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Everything taste better in a taco.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Girls + Money = Root of all Evil
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Glue tasted better when I was six
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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Hamburgers say MOO!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I am king of my porcelin throne
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I can go from 0-crazy in .69 seconds.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I love riding the short bus
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I still have that newborn smell.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I sweat AWESOME-NESS!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I used Roseart to for this, not Crayola... Im cheap!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a lot more funny in the dark.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If only I can prevent forest fires, whats everyone else doin'?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Im the quiet one no one ever suspects.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Im what you call "other"
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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In a past life I was your parent, come give me a hug...
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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In a past life I was your parent, now come give me a hug...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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It's all bout' the 'stash
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Keepin' the tee-shirt alive
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Keeping the t-shirt alive
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Life would be so much better if it were a game show
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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My mom said to be nice to be or else...
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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selling plasma = threadless t-shirts!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Someone said they'rd be snacks...?
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Wasting time one music download at a time.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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What if Eve ate an orange? Scary...
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Why walk, when you can STRUT...
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Why wave when you can rave!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Will donate organs for _____(fill in blank)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Without the RESET button I wouldn't be UNdefeated
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Yesterday I was a whole lot smarter
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/612580/montez84
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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