This is my first blog, woot.

A while ago my friends and I made up some dorky, immature pokemon pick up lines. So for any fellow pokemon-loving nerds...

a guy walks up to you and says while winking:

"When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!"

"I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together."

"Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?"

"It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!"

"I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you."

"Hey there Vulpixy lady."

"I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27)."

If this happened to you, would you:

a) feel a rush of passion urging you to ravish the nerdy fellow.
b) give the boy a sticker for effort.
c) clumsily mutter, "Sorry, I have to go, my Starmie needs a bath," and run away.
d) threaten the boy by shouting, "Get the fuck away from me! My Sandslash could poke-castrate your goddamned Onyx!"
e) other


yes...I am incredibly dumb, I know.