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Iamthirsty aka Lauren is a 18.58 year old girl, has been a member since October 26, 2007, has scored 1603 submissions, giving an average score of 2.44.

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Jan 02 '08 by Iamthirsty

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Pokemon Pick Up Lines

This is my first blog, woot.

A while ago my friends and I made up some dorky, immature pokemon pick up lines. So for any fellow pokemon-loving nerds...

a guy walks up to you and says while winking:

"When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!"

"I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together."

"Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?"

"It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!"

"I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you."

"Hey there Vulpixy lady."

"I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27)."

If this happened to you, would you:

a) feel a rush of passion urging you to ravish the nerdy fellow.
b) give the boy a sticker for effort.
c) clumsily mutter, "Sorry, I have to go, my Starmie needs a bath," and run away.
d) threaten the boy by shouting, "Get the fuck away from me! My Sandslash could poke-castrate your goddamned Onyx!"
e) other

yes...I am incredibly dumb, I know.

marblecargirl on Jan 02 '08 at 4:51pm

Look out, Pear is gonna secks on you.

todiefor on Jan 02 '08 at 4:52pm

in before ipear sexing you.

Demented on Jan 02 '08 at 4:52pm

e) otters.

skafiend007 on Jan 02 '08 at 4:54pm

My guess... if you are referencing Pokemon, you probably won't need any pick up lines (and I don't mean that in a good way).
so, yeah, (e) other...

JK!
(i think)

littlebrooks on Jan 02 '08 at 5:25pm

definetly A! i am already turned on like a electrabuzz

Nerdymikey on Jan 02 '08 at 5:26pm

I'm going to be a pokemon trainer, so can i have a peek-at-chu.

Iamthirsty on Jan 02 '08 at 5:26pm

way to be littlebrooks! nerds unite!

Maltzmania on Jan 02 '08 at 5:26pm

Wanna see my Bulg-a-zor?

Vindemiatrix on Jan 02 '08 at 5:27pm

AWESOME.

NatySpaghetti on Jan 02 '08 at 5:27pm

Im thinking any of those pick up lines would work on ipear...hed be all lets get to bed ready

Rambunkcious on Jan 02 '08 at 5:28pm

i just like to put my arm around people and say "i choose you *insertname*-chu"

iPear on Jan 02 '08 at 5:28pm

...

Maltzmania on Jan 02 '08 at 5:29pm

haha rambi for the win

Iamthirsty on Jan 02 '08 at 5:29pm

if you were a pokemon, you'd be a squirtle, cause you make me wet!

Rambunkcious on Jan 02 '08 at 5:29pm

;) then i choose you maltzchu

Iamthirsty on Jan 02 '08 at 5:29pm

that one is truly awful

Rambunkcious on Jan 02 '08 at 5:30pm

hahaha you think im joking i really do use that line on my friends its good for laughs

Iamthirsty on Jan 02 '08 at 5:30pm

mine i mean, not yours Rambunkcious

iPear on Jan 02 '08 at 5:30pm

Hey, so..

...

I have ... Pokemon 2000 in my 5 disc pikachu portable dvd player, you want I should warm the car up?

Iamthirsty on Jan 02 '08 at 5:31pm

way to go! me too!

Jackanapes mk.II on Jan 02 '08 at 5:31pm

Really, I smell a fart. What is that?

iPear on Jan 02 '08 at 5:32pm

it's really sad how, the two things I'm known for threadless are...

buttsex

and

pokemon references....

Iamthirsty on Jan 02 '08 at 5:32pm

that's team rocket you smell, my dear Jackanapes mk.II

Jackanapes mk.II on Jan 02 '08 at 5:34pm

I wonder what I'm known for.

I can guess.

These cookies taste sorta like vodka.

Vindemiatrix on Jan 02 '08 at 5:35pm

By the way, welcome to the world of the Threadless blogs. :)

iPear on Jan 02 '08 at 5:37pm

I also like how...if soemone mentions pokemon people start saying that I'm going to sex that person. so immediately I look like a pokemon serial rapist.

not that that's a bad thing...

Iamthirsty on Jan 02 '08 at 5:39pm

you know....the most disgusting thng i've ever heard was about pokemon, this one guy was explaining why he would want to hve sex with a bellsprout.....so sick, ficticious bestiality, nasty!

Jackanapes mk.II on Jan 02 '08 at 5:39pm

Is this fake?

iPear on Jan 02 '08 at 5:40pm

So, he was trying to say that he'd have sex with....an anthropomorphic flower?

is anthropomorphic even the right word?

Jackanapes mk.II on Jan 02 '08 at 5:41pm

I don't think so. I mean, it's not like a human-like flower.

Sir_Minimus on Jan 02 '08 at 5:42pm

is pokemon 2000 the one with the two flying twin pokemans? cause i have that one.

olie! on Jan 02 '08 at 5:44pm

I got a pokeyman figurine sitting right here on my desk now. I'm rather fond of him, but I don't know what he is. He's got like huge orange hands and yellow flower pantaloons. I also have his unevolved form which is a little yellow dude.

Iamthirsty on Jan 02 '08 at 6:09pm

anthropomorphic would be the right word i'd say, because the guy was trying to imply the certain aspects of the bellsprout were human-like enough for him.

Iamthirsty on Jan 02 '08 at 6:09pm

is you figurine one of the newer pokemon? because i'm not familiar with them, it's all about the original 150!