It was just a matter of time.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Get off my ass...this ain't a prison movie!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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CAR FOR SALE. I need money to buy gas.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Fact: Rats can tell the difference between two human languages.
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Fact: Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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Fact: Rapper LL Cool J is short for ‘Ladies Love Cool James’.
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Fact: A lion's roar can be heard from more than five miles away.
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Fact: Almonds are a member of the peach family.
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Fact: Rain contains vitamin B12.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Fact: Frogs cannot swallow without blinking.
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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Fact: Apples are actually part of the rose family.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Fact: Butterflies taste with their feet.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Fact: Bananas aren’t fruit! They are a type of herb.
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Fact: The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Fact: One quarter of the human brain is used to control the eyes.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Fact: Austria was the first country to use postcards.
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Fact: 35% of people using personal ads are already married!
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Fact: San Francisco offers a free ‘sex-for-hire’ class.
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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Fact: Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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I'm the YOUNGER sister.
of 66 votes, 5% like it
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Maybe the Beatles were right.
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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Maybe the aliens were right.
of 69 votes, 7% like it
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Maybe Nietzsche was right.
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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Maybe Voltaire was right.
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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Maybe Rousseau was right.
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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Maybe Marie Antoinette was right.
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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Maybe Cicero was right.
of 68 votes, 6% like it
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Maybe John Lennon was right.
of 69 votes, 22% like it
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Maybe Ghandi was right.
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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Giggle at life's little oddities.
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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Isn't it great being a MAN?
of 68 votes, 6% like it
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Isn't it great being a WOMAN?
of 68 votes, 6% like it
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The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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Wanna guess what part of me is lucky?
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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I like you. Wanna be friends?
of 69 votes, 4% like it
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I'm fluffy!
of 69 votes, 9% like it
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I dig fluffy girls!
of 69 votes, 6% like it
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I dig hairy guys!
of 69 votes, 7% like it
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2+2=4 Can't say I never taught you anything
of 70 votes, 13% like it
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I rub my butt for good luck.
of 70 votes, 4% like it
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Zombies make my brain hurt.
of 71 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not smiling; I'm holding in my fart!
of 73 votes, 7% like it
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We all bleed red. Unless you're a zombie...then it's green.
of 72 votes, 19% like it
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Don't look now...but you're reading my shirt!
of 72 votes, 8% like it
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Your girlfriend's parents like me!
of 72 votes, 8% like it
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Don't make me warm up my pimp hand!
of 72 votes, 7% like it
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Bought with a 5-Finger Discount
of 72 votes, 7% like it
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I take a bath once a month, whether I need it or not.
of 73 votes, 15% like it
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The greatest home decor item is a human skeleton.
of 73 votes, 8% like it
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Love Seafood, Hate my Crabs
of 73 votes, 5% like it
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INSERT LAME COMMENT HERE __________________
of 71 votes, 11% like it
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If big girls are beautiful, I'm f*n gorgeous!
of 72 votes, 4% like it
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I'M DRAIN BAMAGED!
of 72 votes, 7% like it
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Lick it, then stick it (a stamp, you perv!)
of 72 votes, 8% like it
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Farting reminds me where to wipe.
of 72 votes, 7% like it
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I produce my own toxic fumes.
of 71 votes, 6% like it
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I'm lots of fun, trust me!
of 71 votes, 6% like it
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I get paid to think of slogans for t-shirts.
of 71 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not smiling; I'm holding in my gas!
of 71 votes, 6% like it
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Please play with me!
of 70 votes, 4% like it
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Sssh! I'm listening to the sounds of silence.
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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ASK ME ABOUT MY TATTOO!
of 71 votes, 11% like it
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BEANS MAKE ME MUSICAL
of 70 votes, 7% like it
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