Any film is a silent film if the sound's turned off
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Astronauts always go above and beyond
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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1% Inspiration, 99% Procrastination
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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If clouds have a silver lining, I bet they're toasty inside
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I put my shirt on the same way you do - one arm at a time
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I am Relatively Awesome
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Sleep. The Anti-Drug
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Creepy Crawlers weren't all that creepy
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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A penny saved is change from Wendy's
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Everything I know about science I learned from Bill Nye
of 51 votes, 37% like it
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WWJTTD
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Life is Fixed
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Pirating is so 18th Century
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Everyone is a Reality Star
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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This Old House is where the heart is
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Astronaut didn't work out, but manager is the next best thing
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Catch a falling star and...sell it on ebay
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Drama Club is for Scene kids
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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5 out of 5 doctors recommend oxygen
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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I'm opposed to mullets, but I believe in a man's right to choose
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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I LIVE LIFE IN ALL CAPS
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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The Gun Show was sold out...
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Hit, Sink.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Coming to a Thrift Store near you...
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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This shirt looked like this when I bought it
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Blu-ray killed the video star
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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DOLLY PARTON!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I had a heart of gold but I sold it for crack
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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