Just a spoonful of sugar can lead to diabetic coma.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Where's this Go you speak of and who can I talk to about my $200?
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Birtch. Furck. Shirt.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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1, 2, Buckle My Shoe. 3, 4-- Wait, who wears buckled shoes?!
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Clothed For Business
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Do you really want to shirt me?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Wouldn't it technically be 'Opposite Night'?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Shirt? Check.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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THE END IS NEAR (Please, watch your step.)
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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America Needs Change Now More Than Ever... Spare A Quarter?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Aww, Shucks-Darn-Heck-Fudge!
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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That's it, I'm on strike!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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A bird in the hand usually poops.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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My 'Laundry Day' Shirt
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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They said I couldn't get the puke stain out. Guess I showed THEM!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Me? Wishy-washy? I don't know...I guess...maybe...
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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It's times like these I wish I'd worn a coat.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is upfront with me and always has my back!
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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_____ You, Too!
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Everything I own is in a box to the left. I blame Beyonce.
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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My girl wants to potty all the time, potty all the time...
of 66 votes, 5% like it
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Everybody Shirts Sometimes
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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I've already committed 6 deadly sins and it's not even dinner.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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This Shirt's Me More Than It Shirt's You
of 66 votes, 5% like it
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Does this shirt hide my man boobs?
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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I can pull this shirt off. (Get it?)
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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I'm wearing pants, right? (Made you look!)
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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Going Down Without A Fight
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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If I was homeless, this shirt would probably smell worse.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Come back! You forgot your shirt!
of 66 votes, 6% like it
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Fake Is The New Nice
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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BAM! (I just onomatopoeia'd you!)
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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Only losers read shirts, loser.
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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Dude, stay on this side of the shirt. Trust me on this one.
of 66 votes, 18% like it
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Don't look now, but I think I just peed my pants.
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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Certified To Help You Get Your Groove Back
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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Subpar Hero
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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