Dignity that's 100% cotton.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Temporal Paradoxes make me wish I was never born.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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I'll get around to finishing this shirt eventu
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Your forcefield can't hold me forever!
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Full-time Human
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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...or something.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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If anything was worth doing, it would've already been done.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Relatively Harmless
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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I'm a real columnist, I can't help that the column isn't real.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Today's Lecture: Bears and Surviving Them
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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Hammer and Sickle Enthusiast (Not Communist but Supportive)
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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What if this was hypothetical?
of 36 votes, 47% like it
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My blog tells the story differently.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Stoicism has a special place in my heart.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I'm firmly planted in whatever reality I'm coolest in.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Ping to Reality: Timed Out
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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I found Jesus, now it's my turn to hide.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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You don't understand me, but you're welcome to try.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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No, I'm afraid I didn't see that one coming.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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I see you killed my henchmen.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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I don't remember, it happened in a montage
of 67 votes, 30% like it
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My dance moves only sweeten the deal
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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Come forth and receive eternal life, come fifth and receive a TV
of 69 votes, 26% like it
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McGyver could make it work
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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Graph paper is for squares
of 72 votes, 47% like it
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I'm why we can't have nice things
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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You're so beautiful you could be a part-time model
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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We're all winners, unless we're losers
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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Here comes reality quick, hide behind me!
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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I'm not too sure I'm indecisive
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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Everyday is a living hell for English majors
of 68 votes, 34% like it
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Ask me about my rock anthem
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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Honk if you enjoy silence
of 67 votes, 31% like it
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I'm not perfect, I'm just always right
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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I'm my own authority on everything
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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I agree with you, in theory
of 68 votes, 28% like it
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Caution: Center of the Universe approaching
of 67 votes, 24% like it
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If at first you don't succeed then maybe failure's your style
of 67 votes, 31% like it
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(F) See reverse side for care instructions (R) Massage gently
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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